ARRGGGG!!! - EMERGENCY ASSISTANCE REQUIRED!!!

[Deleted Member I]

ARRRRGGGG ...

I wore my white leather jacket to work today. Tonight I found dead bugs on it


WHAT AM I TO DO???

 

[Bryn]

You got bugs in your office

Or maybe they came out of your car

 

[Fanum]

.i.

you ever heard the story about the little boy who cried 'wolf!' ?

 

[Mandylicious]

Try this, should get of the whole lot

 

[Slowdown]

Sell it and never buy leather goods again......

 

[Deleted Member I]

Sell it and never buy leather goods again......

 

[Slowdown]

It's ok though - someone from the British Luggage and Leathergoods Association will be contacting you tomorrow!

 

[Loiq]

Jesus look at the state of that....

 

[D6]

get a life??
or black leathers

 

[freeloader]

Or bug-coloured leather dye...

 

[baggie]

burn 'em - its the only way.

OR

Sell them on ebay caliming that you've changed your bike and these don't match the new one ( you have got a white bike?)

 

[Jaq]

Buy a new white jacket......

Well, I mean, the old one's obviously ruined...................

 

[Popeye]

I thought you would have had problems keeping up with the bugs, let alone catching them up and splatting into them

 

[Deleted Member I]

get a life??

Can you buy that at :?

 

[Morticia]

Can you buy that at :?

any chance of double points

 

[Deleted Member I]

I thought you would have had problems keeping up with the bugs, let alone catching them up and splatting into them

I know .. that was exactly my plan

Somehow I am faster than I imagined

 

[Micky]

White leather jacket?

 

[Popeye]

You must have lulled them into a false sense of security

 

[ELIMINATOR]

White leather jacket.......................... How long you been a gay icon then?

 

[Davy F]

White leather jacket.......................... How long you been a gay icon then?

Reading your rant on buying goods off the BM dealer, how long did it take you to make the decision to buy a white leather jacket ?

Or was it the case that by the time you did make a decision, they were out of fashion......