Describing an absence of anthropomorhic nonsense as "boring" is like complaining that there are no tits on page three of the Sunday Times....![]()


You mean when you get home you don't pat "her" on the tank and say "Thanks" either?
![]()
You're being even sillier now.....![]()

It's a machine FFS, it isn't responsible for anything
![]()
It's a machine FFS, it isn't responsible for anything
![]()
Even so have you never found yourself after a long ride in the pissing rain or doing a ton ten saying things like come on baby not long or come on baby your nearly there? ........
Just me then? Oh...

Describing an absence of anthropomorhic nonsense as "boring" is like complaining that there are no tits on page three of the Sunday Times....![]()
I call her Nelly. I load her like a donkey and she never complains; she brings me back home sound and safe...![]()

i thought everyone tapped their bikes tank and said thanks?![]()



I call Neddy the GS because my friend Eddy has one. I have a GSA and Nelly sounded sexier. Why can't I have a donkey called Nelly?Nelly is an elephant. Neddy is a donkey.
You should load Nelly like an elephant. Loading Nelly like a donkey is not exploiting her full load carrying potential. Maybe you just need something smaller? Like a Rover or maybe even a Tiddles, instead?

Is it the same on a false Tank
if I do it on where the tank is when I'm riding my bike (Piuma, archibald, Howitzer, don juan, sparticus, 798) well it would look like Im doing a Tesco thing
Every little helps![]()

... An always has to be a girl I mean who wants to ride a man bike? Unless thats ur thing of corse lol

as in: crusader, cromwell, churchill,centaur,comet, centurion, Conqueror, cheiftan and challenger. Then you realy could pat your Tank 
F650GS (PUMA) 