Eh Folks YA Realise Yee's have Betty "It Blaws a Fcukin Hurricane aye Time I go tae Scotlan" Bollocks on the fuggin vistors list!!!
Fuggin Hell will break loose Mark Mah Words!
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Ayeeeeeeeee It'lllllllll Be a Teeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiibble Nicht Tha knows!!!!"
I'm stayin safe ower here but I'm no even shure Ah'm outta range at my bit!!!

Naw ye misheard Tash She said He'll be in the pooh, coz He wiz Makin a Schwien o Himself wi Johnnies Whiskey!I'm more concerend aboot his Swine Flu![]()


Naw ye misheard Tash She said He'll be in the pooh, coz He wiz Makin a Schwien o Himself wi Johnnies Whiskey!
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Didnae look that Bad last night when he wiz stickin a platter fu o curry in his gob!![]()
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It's the Proper spellin an ye well know Ye Scot / Deutche ChancerSorry Jay, what was that aboot Johny ha'en whiskey in his hoose?![]()


Plan is this for Sunday brekkers:
I'll stop en route north and pick up the goodies from said establishment. Each nosebag will consist of (roughly) 2 link sausages, a square sausage, couple of rashers of bacon, an egg, slice a black pudding and slice of white pudding.
Total amount paid to be divvied up between the ensemble.
1. Does anyone NOT want included?
2. Anyone want to be Mum and cook the feckers? (their breakfast will be paid for by the other grateful diners)
3. Is the above menu sufficient for a bunch of fat bastids or will we increase the helpings by another slice of black pudding/white pudding/another egg etc?
) Whatton has agreed to do the honours I don't mind cooking it, I'll do tinned toms as well, need some juice with a breckie![]()
Ignore No. 2
Michelin Man (sorry, I meant Michelin Chef) Whatton has agreed to do the honours
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an a tattie scone 

Aye, go on then
( thought I might have a job
by then)
Nae tamattas fur me they're boggin al hae beans![]()

You can boil up your own feckin beans then daft lad![]()

Ow daft lad is it?
That's the nicest thing you've ever said tae me![]()
. Think I had better load the top box wee some 'Settlers' as well.