Black Looney Bunkhaus Weekend

[Deleted account rno]

I don't mind cooking it

Yer hired!

 

[DrFarkoff]

Eh Folks YA Realise Yee's have Betty "It Blaws a Fcukin Hurricane aye Time I go tae Scotlan" Bollocks on the fuggin vistors list!!!


Fuggin Hell will break loose Mark Mah Words!
"
Ayeeeeeeeee It'lllllllll Be a Teeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiibble Nicht Tha knows!!!!"

I'm stayin safe ower here but I'm no even shure Ah'm outta range at my bit!!!

 

[Deleted account rno]

Eh Folks YA Realise Yee's have Betty "It Blaws a Fcukin Hurricane aye Time I go tae Scotlan" Bollocks on the fuggin vistors list!!!


Fuggin Hell will break loose Mark Mah Words!
"
Ayeeeeeeeee It'lllllllll Be a Teeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiibble Nicht Tha knows!!!!"

I'm stayin safe ower here but I'm no even shure Ah'm outta range at my bit!!!

I'm more concerend aboot his Swine Flu

 

[DrFarkoff]

I'm more concerend aboot his Swine Flu

Naw ye misheard Tash She said He'll be in the pooh, coz He wiz Makin a Schwien o Himself wi Johnnies Whiskey!



Didnae look that Bad last night when he wiz stickin a platter fu o curry in his gob!

 

[Deleted account rno]

Naw ye misheard Tash She said He'll be in the pooh, coz He wiz Makin a Schwien o Himself wi Johnnies Whiskey!



Didnae look that Bad last night when he wiz stickin a platter fu o curry in his gob!

Sorry Jay, what was that aboot Johny ha'en whiskey in his hoose?

 

[DrFarkoff]

Sorry Jay, what was that aboot Johny ha'en whiskey in his hoose?

It's the Proper spellin an ye well know Ye Scot / Deutche Chancer

 

[Deleted account rno]

Plan is this for Sunday brekkers:

I'll stop en route north and pick up the goodies from said establishment. Each nosebag will consist of (roughly) 2 link sausages, a square sausage, couple of rashers of bacon, an egg, slice a black pudding and slice of white pudding.

Total amount paid to be divvied up between the ensemble.

1. Does anyone NOT want included?

2. Anyone want to be Mum and cook the feckers? (their breakfast will be paid for by the other grateful diners)

3. Is the above menu sufficient for a bunch of fat bastids or will we increase the helpings by another slice of black pudding/white pudding/another egg etc?

Ignore No. 2

Michelin Man (sorry, I meant Michelin Chef ) Whatton has agreed to do the honours

 

[robmack]

I don't mind cooking it, I'll do tinned toms as well, need some juice with a breckie

Nae tamattas fur me they're boggin al hae beans

 

[doyle]

Nae tamattas fur me they're boggin al hae beans

+1

 

[Klanky]

Ignore No. 2

Michelin Man (sorry, I meant Michelin Chef ) Whatton has agreed to do the honours

I don't mind constantly looking over his shoulder, muttering and interfereing where completely un-necessary, if that makes things easier.

Ooooh, regarding nosebag contents on Sun morn - I'll eat whatever there is.

 

[kirky1298]

ahl hae bathe coz am a fat **** !! an a tattie scone

 

[kirky1298]

an mind the broon sauce

 

[cunning fox]

all sounds good Ronno, tattie scones fur me tae

 

[kirky1298]

better go an pack the zantac an irn bru the noo afore a furget

 

[Uinneag]

Frosties

 

[Andy Davies]

Aye, go on then

( thought I might have a job
by then )

What he says! Although it's far too far ahead to know

Andy

 

[Deleted account W]

Nae tamattas fur me they're boggin al hae beans

You can boil up your own feckin beans then daft lad

 

[robmack]

You can boil up your own feckin beans then daft lad

Ow daft lad is it?
That's the nicest thing you've ever said tae me

 

[Deleted account W]

Ow daft lad is it?
That's the nicest thing you've ever said tae me

I'm careful with my compliments, I'd hate to sound patronising or insincere Bean Boy

I'll be bringinging your keks back up with me by the way

 

[JKM]

I'll eat aw thing - food that is. Mucho applause to the chef, cheers for volunteering. Think I had better load the top box wee some 'Settlers' as well.