YAFFLE
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I'll really have to cut this out or he'll be having a word with me the next time I'm in.
That'd be a first.
That'd be a first.
BMW G450X Sport Enduro Launch @ Charles Hurst
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YAFFLE
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I did once send Jim something in the Post, but it wasn't a christmas card, no.
Thanks for being friendly - do you apples always hang round in bunches - I think I've met your mate Goldendylicious.
Thanks for being friendly - do you apples always hang round in bunches - I think I've met your mate Goldendylicious.
YAFFLE
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Is that her at the bottom of yr message - she's even got that wee leafy bit that you only get on the really fresh apples.
Never seen an apple wear a hat though.
Still, they are French.
Never seen an apple wear a hat though.
Still, they are French.
Welcome YAFFLE, You'll do fine.
Now, back to the Hurst Bashing.
What did I tell you about playing nice
YAFFLE
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Flip me this site has everything!
First off there's girls - I've never seen many of them (maybe they see me first)
Next there's apples that can type
Then they bring on the dancing jesters - in blue boots!
If it keeps going this way there'll be free coffee at Hursts.
Nah that'd be sillier than break dancing jesters.
How did you train them?
First off there's girls - I've never seen many of them (maybe they see me first)
Next there's apples that can type
Then they bring on the dancing jesters - in blue boots!
If it keeps going this way there'll be free coffee at Hursts.
Nah that'd be sillier than break dancing jesters.
How did you train them?
YAFFLE
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Hmm, thats one blackcurrant who wont cheek an apple again - at least it's quick when they squish you for the ribena. Don't know about the angry cherries either but from the rolling pins I'm guessing they're looking revenge off bakers for all the ones that went into pies.
Anyway, enough soft fruit fun for now.
Back to the bashing of Hursts.
Anyway, enough soft fruit fun for now.
Back to the bashing of Hursts.
Perhaps we should adopt the "Hurts" namesake again to save on them gettin free advertising
Basically when it comes to the Bill It "Hurts" or would that be too naughty?????
To be Honest the guys and gals at Hurts are spot on Even Jim when he lets his corporate hair down is a decent fella, I had issues with a couple of the staff there (which I hope are now sorted)
But when you have 100 bean counters analyzing yer turnover and telling you how much you should make and when it's to be returned for It's hard to be the most jovial creature in the world and maintain a high level of people skills!
To be honest I wouldn't want his job!
YAFFLE
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Yr right - it's good to be balanced, and I wouldn't knock Jim Hills running of things if I hadn't worked in the same sort of environment myself and been involved professionally in customer service training.
And I wouldn't be posting it in a public forum if I hadn't openly shared my views with both him and Motorrad UK in writing several years ago......
Oddly, I've never had any trouble with any of the other staff in Hursts?
And I wouldn't be posting it in a public forum if I hadn't openly shared my views with both him and Motorrad UK in writing several years ago......
Oddly, I've never had any trouble with any of the other staff in Hursts?
Was it you that had the damaged mainstand on the Blue R1150RT when you balanced your lunchbox on the back end and it wobbled on a slight incline and it took off on you??
YAFFLE if you do pay the £12 subscriber fee you can access all areas and get into the For sale section to see the bargains to be had and also you can make contact with other "subscribers" via the private messaging system
YAFFLE
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HoHo - I like the sound of that lunchbox, and I'm keen on back ends at times too but wouldn't be keen on a Blue RT - so not guilty!
I might just spend that £12 but I suspect I've already bought every bit known to man, or woman.
I like the sound of your typo - "bragains" should be put in the dictionary tomorrow - sounds like what loudmouths look for in the sales.
I'm off to bed now but before I go I'll say one nice thing about Jim - Alfie Myers!
Nite all.
I might just spend that £12 but I suspect I've already bought every bit known to man, or woman.
I like the sound of your typo - "bragains" should be put in the dictionary tomorrow - sounds like what loudmouths look for in the sales.
I'm off to bed now but before I go I'll say one nice thing about Jim - Alfie Myers!
Nite all.
Don't mention that name here
Glad he stayed in the other dealership. Had a real difference of opinion with him - Jim sorted it out tho' 
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So whats happening today then ???
Was any G450X sold today ???
Is the coffee served with semi skinned milk ???
Is there any cake with the coffee, and is it gluton free ???
Where did the apples come from and are they free ???
Who the hell is Alfie Myers! ???
Will Aidan keep the first dance free for Jim at the next ukgser outing ???
Will Aidan kiss n tell ???
Will Jim kiss n tell ???
Will this thread take a surreal turn ???
ps Did anybody watch that lap dancing show last night ???
Was any G450X sold today ???
Is the coffee served with semi skinned milk ???
Is there any cake with the coffee, and is it gluton free ???
Where did the apples come from and are they free ???
Who the hell is Alfie Myers! ???
Will Aidan keep the first dance free for Jim at the next ukgser outing ???
Will Aidan kiss n tell ???
Will Jim kiss n tell ???
Will this thread take a surreal turn ???
ps Did anybody watch that lap dancing show last night ???
So whats happening today then ???
Was any G450X sold today ???
Is the coffee served with semi skinned milk ???
Is there any cake with the coffee, and is it gluton free ???
Where did the apples come from and are they free ???
Who the hell is Alfie Myers! ???
Will Aidan keep the first dance free for Jim at the next ukgser outing ???
Will Aidan kiss n tell ???
Will Jim kiss n tell ???
Will this thread take a surreal turn ???
ps Did anybody watch that lap dancing show last night ???
Good question !
No, herself wouldn't let me watch it.
Will Joe get a boot in the arse for shite stirring
But May I just say that that's the best "Shite Stirring" I been priveleged to witness for quite a while
JimmyC
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So whats happening today then ???
Was any G450X sold today ???
Is the coffee served with semi skinned milk ???
Is there any cake with the coffee, and is it gluton free ???
Where did the apples come from and are they free ???
Who the hell is Alfie Myers! ???
Will Aidan keep the first dance free for Jim at the next ukgser outing ???
Will Aidan kiss n tell ???
Will Jim kiss n tell ???
Will this thread take a surreal turn ???
ps Did anybody watch that lap dancing show last night ???
Hi Joe ye forget to ask..............................
seein that it was all a pile of shite a while ago....................
How many packs of Andrex do ye get with the new G450X.............??????
And does it have Alfies picture on every sheet.......................(pardon the wee pun).............................
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Noodles yer a very bad man
Jaythro... me stare the pot
Anyway back to the story...
Daithi mate ya didnt miss much, i was expecting a travel show
on Lapland. Had me wee cup of hollicks n biciees already and
imagine me surprise when i found out it was about the sex industry
I jumped up to get me rosary beads and hit the off button, but forgot
Id placed me trousers around me ankles so as not to get any crumbs on
them, sure didnt i fall flat on me face... had to stay in this position for the
full horror of the show as i had twisted me back and also managed to get
the dogs lead wrapped around me neck.
So anyway the show it self, this reporter fella got a big wad of cash to
spent on these girls sticking their arse in his face and it wasnt cheap,
about three weeks dole money. But here them there boyos at channel4
are mad.....When I was in London you could get the same sort of thing for
a hell of a lot cheaper, all ya had to do was travel on the Picadilly line
and you'd get more than your far share of sweaty arses in your face for £2.90.
But anyway as i was laying on the carpet didnt me mind start to think of
Aidan and Jim.... Sure wouldnt it be a great charity event if Jim was to do a
lap dance for Aidan....................
Jaythro... me stare the pot
Good question !
No, herself wouldn't let me watch it.
Anyway back to the story...
Daithi mate ya didnt miss much, i was expecting a travel show
on Lapland. Had me wee cup of hollicks n biciees already and
imagine me surprise when i found out it was about the sex industry
I jumped up to get me rosary beads and hit the off button, but forgot
Id placed me trousers around me ankles so as not to get any crumbs on
them, sure didnt i fall flat on me face... had to stay in this position for the
full horror of the show as i had twisted me back and also managed to get
the dogs lead wrapped around me neck.
So anyway the show it self, this reporter fella got a big wad of cash to
spent on these girls sticking their arse in his face and it wasnt cheap,
about three weeks dole money. But here them there boyos at channel4
are mad.....When I was in London you could get the same sort of thing for
a hell of a lot cheaper, all ya had to do was travel on the Picadilly line
and you'd get more than your far share of sweaty arses in your face for £2.90.
But anyway as i was laying on the carpet didnt me mind start to think of
Aidan and Jim.... Sure wouldnt it be a great charity event if Jim was to do a
lap dance for Aidan....................
