BTBR MESSES UP MY LIGHTS

[notadrop]

I can't believe it!! I took my bike up to Alans on Friday. I had an almost professionally wired set of nearly expensive Ring spots fitted when I arrived.
A few hours later and...........all my previous work removed - stripped/snipped/ripped out and just chucked on the floor!!
You probably wonder what his excuse was....well it was because they were CRAP.
At the same time Alan also installed a powder coated light bar fitted with a pair of Hella FF50's on top and and a pair of Hella Micro DE spots underneath. As I have switchable lights it was decided to run them thus... Micro DE's on with dip and FF50's & Micro DE's on with Full beam. The wiring looms [ ho hum...... lips sealed Alan] were made up with relays [one relay per pair]. Loading and protection are all considered when Alan makes them. These were installed beautifully [all joints soldered and self amalgamating tape used] and very tidily routed all the way.
The end product not only looks the dogs b*ll*cks it also does one hell of a good job lighting up the road at night. The Micro DE spots on daytime also help the cage pill*cks see me on my M40 commute in/out of London with out blinding them and getting road rage!!
What can I say Alan except...............where was my sausage roll that one of your other customers received?
Outstanding work Alan
Cheers mate
Paul

 

[sparkplug]

What can I say Alan except...............where was my sausage roll that one of your other customers received?

I think I ate it when I had mine done...

 

[judge]

So you're the tosser with the bolloxed up installation that has seen BTBR hang up his tools, might have known

 

[BTBR]

So you're the tosser with the bolloxed up installation that has seen BTBR hang up his tools, might have known

No it was'nt him!

 

[BTBR]

I can't believe it!! I took my bike up to Alans on Friday. I had an almost professionally wired set of nearly expensive Ring spots fitted when I arrived.
A few hours later and...........all my previous work removed - stripped/snipped/ripped out and just chucked on the floor!!
You probably wonder what his excuse was....well it was because they were CRAP.
At the same time Alan also installed a powder coated light bar fitted with a pair of Hella FF50's on top and and a pair of Hella Micro DE spots underneath. As I have switchable lights it was decided to run them thus... Micro DE's on with dip and FF50's & Micro DE's on with Full beam. The wiring looms [ ho hum...... lips sealed Alan] were made up with relays [one relay per pair]. Loading and protection are all considered when Alan makes them. These were installed beautifully [all joints soldered and self amalgamating tape used] and very tidily routed all the way.
The end product not only looks the dogs b*ll*cks it also does one hell of a good job lighting up the road at night. The Micro DE spots on daytime also help the cage pill*cks see me on my M40 commute in/out of London with out blinding them and getting road rage!!
What can I say Alan except...............where was my sausage roll that one of your other customers received?
Outstanding work Alan
Cheers mate
Paul

Hi Paul,

Sorry about the lack of nose bag mate, but you have have noticed that the missus was packing the car and leaving me

Only for the week....................I hope

Pleasure to meet you mate, it was just a pity that I did not know what the next day had in store for me......otherwise I would have gone with SWMBO!

Just glad that you are pleased with the end result

BTBR

PS
And yours was a (well, nearly) clean bike, unlike some that I have seen....you know who you are.

Not as clean as mine though

 

[Mikey]

PS
And yours was a (well, nearly) clean bike, unlike some that I have seen....you know who you are.

Bo****ks It was raining and the middle of winter!

 

[Ming]

And yours was a (well, nearly) clean bike, unlike some that I have seen....you know who you are.

Make a change having a clean bike on your drive Alan

 

[BTBR]

Bo****ks It was raining and the middle of winter!

If I recall correctly, it was snow not rain?

Plus the fact, and in comparison with some, yours was a show bike.........only just mind

 

[sparkplug]

 

[BTBR]

Oh dear, I was'nt going to say whom it was refering to.................but only a guilty man could give a reply like this

 

[Frisky]

You havin a dig at the friskymobile young Alan?

 

[sparkplug]

Oh dear, I was'nt going to say whom it was refering to.................but only a guilty man could give a reply like this

...as charged. I have no defence your honour. But it looks like I'm taking Frisky down with me

 

[BTBR]

You havin a dig at the friskymobile young Alan?

........................not at all.................there are others that are way in front of you Frisky.

BTBR