I've already left a comment on the Derbyshire Times FB page pointing out that they and The Star Sheffield have been regurgitating this same old spiteful shite since 2014. The most recent is a tearoom in Bakewell that they're trying to destroy. The cnuts just can't miss an opportunity to try and knock down the small man. It's a fukkin walkers/hikers/outdoorsy type and bikers caff for fukks sakes. What do they want; Silver Fukkin Service with their bacon and egg baps... lace doillies on the table cloths (JB likes places with doillies, don't you JB

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These online so called local newspapers are utter shite run by 7 year old illiterate fukkin journalists. ( I see that "Birmingham Live have today missed an opportunity to warn us of tomorrow's Snowmaggedon. That must be the first time they've not mentioned 6 foot of imminent snow since last June.)
Footnote: Why the fukk Birmingham Live headlines keep popping up on my phone I have no fekkin idea, but there you are.
Anyrode/road...I'm off to the Grindleford Cafe for bacon and egg tomorrow morning. I shall take hand gel and fekk the diet.