Campaign for name change
- Thread starter Mort
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Madasaboxoffrogs
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As Himmler said to Hitler in 1923 "Start Growing yer 'tash Adolf, I think we're onto a winner here"
Also can we Annex Easington?
Oh , And Burton........Feck Off !!
Unless you want me to give the dreaded MORTSTAPO a ring ?
Hail Mort
If jobs are being allocated can I be in charge of the concert camps in the Easington area please please.
Then I can invite the ex to a party
Also I can make space for lots of the PC fekwits, all will be made welcome and will get free showers on arrival.
And as yu now have Godlike status command the sun to shine and be WARM
Mort
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Hail Mort
If jobs are being allocated can I be in charge of the concert camps in the Easington area please please.
Yup, the job's yours...could you handle Peterlee as well?
Then I can invite the ex to a party
Please do, I'll order my ex to attend also
Also I can make space for lots of the PC fekwits, all will be made welcome and will get free showers on arrival.
I shall put you in charge of "cleansing"
And as yu now have Godlike status command the sun to shine and be WARM
I only have control of the weather over our village just now, but I'm working on it, I should be in command by March if I can get out of this jacket thingy with all the straps
I see it still doesn't say North East
triplet
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not sure if i want to be one of james S.E.R.T.s or if i am a (Sunderland And District) S.A.D. tosser or a Tyne Wear And Tees .
Madasaboxoffrogs
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My good man you have not grasped the principle of this great new world of North East, You will do as you are telt immediatly, if not before, our greyt leader MORT
will decide your future.PS Has the persuading squad been sent to MODLAND yet
>>>>>>>MODLAND
Borderraider
R1200GSA TDM 900 R1200GS
I prefer North East & Cumbria
captainpugwash
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still no northeast then ,, com on more 
mort
mort
Sir James
Rear Stab Vest Only ....
Get's my vote ..
You ............ T.W.A.T
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Mort
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I'm thinking of staging a coup at tomorrow's meeting and holding Borderraider as a hostage until the name is changed......but don't tell anyone
Madasaboxoffrogs
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I like all this secret plotting and planning
When can we GO PUBLIC
Just booking hols
When can we GO PUBLIC
Just booking hols
Mr K
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What time will the coup start?...
...and am I allowed to ask about Traxx top cases if you're off duty..
The John Smith's bit is putting me off...
...Am I in the right thread?
...and am I allowed to ask about Traxx top cases if you're off duty..
The John Smith's bit is putting me off...
...Am I in the right thread?
What Speed Limit
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with reading all this i am glad we are a detached property.
Madasaboxoffrogs
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Madasaboxoffrogs
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:
There is good reason for you being surrounded by water
Nobody wants to listen to you
with reading all this i am glad we are a detached property.
There is good reason for you being surrounded by water
Nobody wants to listen to you
chad
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STOP !!!!!
this has got to be the most surreal thread ive ever seenD
CARRY ON !!!!
this has got to be the most surreal thread ive ever seen
DCARRY ON !!!!
Madasaboxoffrogs
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chad
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Mort
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What time will the coup start?...
7.30pm
...and am I allowed to ask about Traxx top cases if you're off duty..
No bother
The John Smith's bit is putting me off...
Worthingtons instead?
...Am I in the right thread?
can't see you
Say nowt about the coup, Mrs Mort is making the uniforms, just using the old bedspread.
Beetle2112
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"Mrs Mort is making the uniforms"
uniforms now your talking !!!
top row 3rd from the left XXL please
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