I was in WH Smiths, discussing with the sales lady about my decision to read War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy.
She said that it was a bit of a chore, and some find it difficult to 'get into', and that she had received a tip from the publishers to help potential readers of this book find it stimulating.
She secretly handed me a slip of paper. On it were these words ....
UkGSER. Clacks , Crunches, or cant get Neutral
Well, I've taken her advice .... here goes.
"Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you don't tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist — I really believe he is Antichrist — I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend, no longer my 'faithful slave,' as you call yourself! But how do you do? I see I have frightened you- sit down and tell me all the news................
Bloody hell, it worked !!!