Cupid Stunt

[Deleted account rno]

FFS wully yer jist no catching a break the noo better luck next week

A break? Dinnae tempt fate The fecker'll be in plaster next week noo

 

[robmack]

A break? Dinnae tempt fate The fecker'll be in plaster next week noo

Listen tae you ya coont , fell oot the lavvy drunk an sprained yer wrist.
Fukin numpty
Yer too easy led

 

[Uinneag]

Did he tell ye aboot his cousin's shutter's Rab

Clumsy cuunt pu'd them aff the wa'

 

[robmack]

Did he tell ye aboot his cousin's shutter's Rab

Clumsy cuunt pu'd them aff the wa'

Ah preferred the story aboot him daein a bit ow joinery thinkin it wiz a piece ow pish.
An jist aboot pullin the wa doon
Clumsy cuunt

 

[wully]

A break? Dinnae tempt fate The fecker'll be in plaster next week noo

Fruitcake is threatening to take me to GOTC on the back of her bike in case I hurt mah self

Boatie disnae look too bad, she's not taking on water and there is only one small crack in the floors....I'll find out the real bad news on Friday when she's lifted.

What a farkin eedjit

Still, look on the bright side- If we cannae go sailing we might as well head off to Europe on the bikes