Dakar Advice - Caption Competition

[Glenboy]

With another Dakar race about to start, Si Pavey is getting a little nervous, so who should he turn to for a bit of advice?

Of course! - the bold Jockser is the only man.

But what pearls of wisdom is the great sage offering to Si?

I'll start the ball rolling with:

"Try to keep your weight in front - it works for me"

 

[Ravenbyrne]

What's the best bike cleaning detergent.....Sorry Si, can't help you there

 

[Hairnet600]

pavey to joch

when are you free for fording lessons

 

[Deleted account 181015003]

What oil should I use?

 

[BOIRCHE]

you can ditch some weight by "losing" the pannier lid's but they're usless for Fording!...

 

[Damien]

Nutrition is very important-Stuff th'oul panniers full o' cake. And scones, Jaysus don't forget the scones.

 

[Hairnet600]

^^ and biscuits

weight distribution important

 

[(RIP) petcul]

After all these years isn't it about time you tried a KTM? They seem to have a good reputation

 

[davidgibson999]

"Checking your tyre pressures and maintaining your bike is over-rated. Just rock up to the Bivouac, eat like a horse, fart a bit and fall asleep..."

 

[Daithi]

........bloody wannabies !

Jockser says " Jaysus Simon, will ya not take the hint, yer not gettin on DonkeyBike 'till ya prove yez are any good at this offroadin' lark."

 

[Ravenbyrne]

Jockser says " Jaysus Simon, will ya not take the hint, yer not gettin on DonkeyBike 'till ya prove yez are any good at this offroadin' lark."

Jaysus Jockser, all I want is a sticker

 

[the civil one]

What's the best bike cleaning detergent.....Sorry Si, can't help you there

 

[Tengiz99]

Jaysus Jockser, all I want is a sticker

I see what you did there!

 

[Ravenbyrne]

I see what you did there!

Clever or what..............

 

[Daithi]

Clever or what..............

Too clever perhaps ???

 

[(RIP) Bin Ridin]

Si, will I ask the lads if you can come on our next Fish Dash, great crack, bit hard on the hole - farting and that, but sure it's worth it! Wha?

 

[Jockser]

Youse are all very bleedin' funny






Did make I farf though....