It's a 1200....
they all do that sir

they all do that sir



you don't need a voltmeter to tell if the battery is flat.
get a piece of wire and tie it to the pos terminal - then 'flash' the other end on the frame - lightly and quickly.
you'll soon know if its flat or not by the size of the spark.
sounds like you aren't 100% on this - so best phone a dealer - after all its a BMW and you can afford it - QED![]()


get a piece of wire and tie it to the pos terminal - then 'flash' the other end on the frame - lightly and quickly.
you'll soon know if its flat or not by the size of the spark.
I would suggest you DONT do this, even if it was said as banter - others may read this forum and not get a joke. a battery has the capacity to deliver 150A and this is effectively short circuiting the battery - if you understand the consequences then fine, if not then I wouldn't recommend it to people who don't. It will take fractions of a second to ignite the wire - can you respond that fast? (assuming the spark doesn't fry your motronic?)
Get a Voltmeter and do some basic debugging, check fuses, relays for obvious things - if you get no-where with that and you are out of your depth then time to call in someone who can help - Where abouts are you, if you are local I can call in to take a look - Have you got AA / RAC or similar? They will be able to do these basic checks and if not, get your bike recovered to a dealer.
Thanks for the offer, but I'm quite a distance from you!
I'm going to get a voltmeter today and try and trace the fault.
I'll let you know how I get on.......
Not quite sure where to go from here......
I last rode the bike last Sunday.
Got her out again today, and she's completely dead. Turn the key and nothing happens. Nothing at all.
Nothing comes up on the display. It's like the key hasn't been turned.
I've checked the battery, and it's reading fully charged.
Not quite sure where to go from here......


OK - Mystery solved - bike sorted.
Found the faulty component - the battery charger!!
It's always the simple faults
The charger was indicating that the battery was fully charged when it was actually completely flat.
Jumping it from another battery and all is good.
So, now charging properly and I'm back in the game![]()