Dear Jockser!

[DrFarkoff]

I was talking to Maxine about Cleaning bikes etc and she said to me that they have a new product launch, and Sorry Jockser but Yourself well rather your poor beleaguered bike did

HG seem to have missed a great sales opportunity,

BUT you do get a Marvellous HG "Feel the Ride!" bucket Worth a Tenner on it's own that is!!

Unfortunately you get a chain lube and a chain cleaner But the bucket is nice and really chain lube is a great lubricant on more than bikes Not Bad Value at all @ £12.95

 

[DrFarkoff]

That's it form an orderly queue behind Jockser

That's it

Hey No Pushing at the back He'll fall over!

 

[electric_monk]

Jay
I'm shocked and disappointer that you missed such an obvious opportunity to have a little dig at me with my history.

 

[DrFarkoff]

well One at a Time LOL

P.s. You are now a member and not a subscriber anymore!

A Dirty Bike owning Member

Jay
I'm shocked and disappointer that you missed such an obvious opportunity to have a little dig at me with my history.

 

[Ogmios]

Jay
I'm shocked and disappointer that you missed such an obvious opportunity to have a little dig at me with my history.

wait a while.
i'm still composing a post about the K100 - i only have to look at it and i get dirt under me finger nails and odd stains that dont come out in the wash...

*sigh*
"odd stains" etc. now THAT'S why it's taking me so long to compose - editing out the double entendres.
arahh fuckit (or bucket perhaps) It's a Big Dirty Bike. that is all.

 

[DrFarkoff]

Hmmm All the Non Bike Cleaning Peeps are crawling out of the woodwork now MuhaaHaa

All we need is Aidan to stick his head up over the parapet!!

Any more ????

wait a while.
i'm still composing a post about the K100 - i only have to look at it and i get dirt under me finger nails and odd stains that dont come out in the wash...

*sigh*
"odd stains" etc. now THAT'S why it's taking me so long to compose - editing out the double entendres.
arahh fuckit (or bucket perhaps) It's a Big Dirty Bike. that is all.

 

[Jockser]

I was talking to Maxine about Cleaning your bike

Fair play Jay, appreciate the offer

If I get up to you early Saturday morning that'll give you the whole day to give it a good going over

 

[Aidan1150]

All we need is Aidan to stick his head up over the parapet!!

I'm not gonna.................

Ah, feck.

 

[Hairnet600]

Fair play Jay, appreciate the offer

If I get up to you early Saturday morning that'll give you the whole day to give it a good going over

are the scrappers open on a saturday

I'm not gonna.................

Ah, feck.

oops - still cleaner than boyos up there tho

but yours is honest 1150 riding dirt

his is holding the bike together

 

[Jockser]

Here, Jay
What's the story with opening hours over the Easter ?
Is the shop open usual hours Fri, Sat, Sun & Mon ?
Want to pop in & buy a few bits for my trip, esp those Streetline pannier liners that the Big Bollix got recently


And have a free bump !

 

[Aidan1150]

Give Maxine a ring on 048 3025 2330.

 

[Mandylicious]

Give Maxine a ring on 048 3025 2330.

Don't be too hard on, it's his age bless him

 

[flash1975]

Oi jay is Maxine givin u som commission helpn with the hg products lol

 

[DrFarkoff]

Hmmm I wonder is that my wee mate Flash of the CBR600RR fame who I fixed his brakes while everyone else partied!

P.S. Maxine's My Girl and if she has new stuff well then Hell Yes I will let the folks know on here !

Specially if they are saving a few quid I knows they like to save a few quid (Might not like washin their bikes but they good at savin money!)

 

[flash1975]

The 1 and only bro ha,how ya keepin?? The car is long gone mate,miss bn on a bike at this stage

 

[Aidan1150]

Specially if they are saving a few quid I knows they like to save a few quid (Might not like washin their bikes but they good at savin money!)

Which one of us do you mean Jay?

Ah, both.

 

[Jockser]

Give Maxine a ring on 048 3025 2330.

I was trying to save the cost of makin' a 'foreign' call

But in the absence of Jay answering my simple question I had to spend the money anyway
The hours are :
Good Friday 10.00 to 17.00
Saturday 09.00 to 18.00
Sunday 13.00 to 17.00
Easter Monday 10.00 to 17.00

Think I'll call over the weekend & see what Maxine has in stock

Might not like washin their bikes but they good at savin money!

'Tis simple Jay :
Time spent washing bike = time not riding bike
Money saved in HG Newry = more money for petrol

 

[Aidan1150]

Time spent washing bike = time not riding bike
Money saved in HG Newry = more money for petrol

Aye, that's it.