Deer me....only a matter of time

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Not sure if this is the right place to be posting this I am sure a Mod will be along soon to sort it...and apologies for the length

Having dodged many a kamikaze deer at this time of year they finally got me on Friday evening. A gentle bend at 40 MPH in the evening sunshine and BANG! Deer steps out...not even time to brake. Off we go down the road...bumping and banging finally to flip up into the air and face plant the tarmac.

My beloved GS all banged up BUT a few observations.

1) People are still basically kind - thank you so much for the help from the drivers that stopped to assist.

2) Emergency services brilliant - Paramedic car there is under 10 mins (so I am told) with air ambulance (not needed thankfully) warming up within 2 mins of the emergency call, followed by a meat wagon and the cops in under 15 mins....bearing in mind I was fairly rural at the time nothing short of amazing as were the people concerned. Special thanks to Sgt Jay Hewes of Hamshire Constabulary...very understanding and a very good bloke (fellow GSer). They were all convinced that the quality of my kit had made a big difference to the outcome...especially my helmet.

3) Trax Panniers - Anyone worried about build quality...don't be (see pics). A 1/4 ton of bike on it sliding down the road...frame and box integrity brilliant

4) BMW kit - Street guard jacket and summer trousers....slid down the road on my back...kit stayed together, back protector and knee pads took a hammering but stood up to the task with no burn through and only minor stitching giving way.

5) Spada sting helmet - Took one hell of a beating and withstood a full face plant and remained intact....oncoming driver thought I had had it when he saw this...amazing bit of kit for £89?? (and allot quieter than my old Tour X3).

6) God - thank you for letting me walk away with a few bumps and bruises.

7) My wife - after the initial shock was heard to say to a pal of mine...."he will do anything to get a GSA!"....what a star.


As for the insurance company...let battle commence.

Cheers

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The bike will mend......glad you seem to be relatively unharmed. :)
 
DOH (for deer)

Sounds like you had a pretty lucky escape, bad news about the GS but good news about the GSA that will no doubt be residing in your garage anytime soon.

In the interests of balance and for all vegetarian GSers - how did the deer fair in this meeting of metal and meat ?

CB
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Insurance, I bet the deer didn't even have 3rd party, shouldn't be allowed on the road :blast

We have a fair amount around our neck of the woods, always looking out for them but as you say, they are sneaky little blighters and jump out without you knowing

I bet you ached a bit after that one, hope no serious damage to yourself, bike can be fixed/replaced quite easily :beerjug:
 
Looking at your avatar........................I feared the worst, I thought a 1150GS had been damaged in this unfortunate episode..............

Then as I read the post and saw the pics....................I realised that only a 12GS had been damaged and a wave of huge relief came over me, raising a wry smile when I came to your wife's comment

In all serious, I'm glad you're ok:thumb and even more relieved a 1150GS wasn't involved:augie
 
Good to hear you survived... and that you may well get a GSA out of it :thumb

And a good reminder to the rest of us to wear good gear!
 
Great escape, glad to hear it :beerjug:

Not braking before you hit a deer or dog or badger or something is probably a good idea.....from a crashing point of view anyway.....makes the geometry simpler and chances of being flung high less I reckon, but I've got no evidence at all to back that up :blagblah

Nice to hear you were looked after well too.....too much plod bashing for silly reasons occasionally, but they do a good job when needed, mostly :thumb2
 
Just a thought...The Merkins are keen on mounting 'Deer whistles ' to their bikes......tiny things, just a plastic tube that emits Ultrasonic noise when the air rushes through it.....cheap too.

There are many threads on ADVrider about them, with opinion divided between those who love them and say they scare the deer away, to those who say they startle deer out of the undergrowth and potentially into your path :nenau

Might be worth looking into though, if your area has lots of the nasty evil little bambies :thumb2
 
That is one of my biggest fears.:eek: Fecking wildlife.:blast Glad you're OK, and as others have said, the bike can be replaced, you can't.:thumb
 
Glad you are ok! As your GS is same colour as mine it's a little unsettling to see it all bent out of shape :O

As you're in my neck of the (deer-filled) woods, where did you meet the deer?

Loo.
 
Glad you are OK - good gear is always worth the money - even if you never get to try it out!

Enjoy the new bike!
 
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Well thanks all for your kind words....and yes I did think it was my lucky day...could have been allot worse....I could have been on the 1150!!

On that point, the 1150 being made out of old scaffolding rather than the tin foil of a 1200, would have probably driven straight through it.

For the veggie tossers...the deer didn't make it....it was fine after the crash but in a selfless act took it's own life after seeing how upset I was. Particularly gutted as I had just fitted some of Les Wassal's finest aux lights. Sorry to say they bought it along with the deer.

On the anti deer thing...I have heard about these bits of kit as I have had about 3-4 near misses over the years....a mate of mine in Germany swore by his....right up until he hit a reindeer in Finland!

Insured through Motorrad Insurance which is really Allianz....who I have to say have been crap so far in comparison to a previous experience with Aviva. Bike now at Bahnstormers Thames Valley...who have so far been brilliant. I will let interested parties know how I get on with the whole experience....

Now, any body know where I can get my hands on a low mileage GSA twin cam for £8K!!!!


Cheers
 


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