Dodgy bloke in the bar

[Klanky]

Went out for a pint last night to find this guy sat in the corner of me local necking a bottle of Jagermeister.

Turned out he goes by the name of Freeloader and he was on route to do some dodgy business on Orkney. Shifty looking bugger.....

 

[brassmonkey001]

I'm sure he mentioned that he'd only discovered Jaegermeister this past week.
It seems to have taken...

 

[JR Hartley]

I walked up to my local earlier but there was nae fanny in the bar so I came home.

 

[weewan]

I walked up to my local earlier but there was nae fanny in the bar so I came home.

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[freeloader]

Outed...

 

[freeloader]

Klanky "persuaded" Colin, the landlord, to give me a room at a reduced rate for the night and very comfy it was too.

However, the bugger wouldn't let me put my hand in my pocket all night...

Free wifi in the hotel too. I'll be back...