Dragged from my deathbed

[Uinneag]

. "Haw ya big fanny are ye coming oot tae play"
was the greeting I received this morning so I dragged myself oot my deathbed and went for a run with Robmack.

I didnae ken whaur we were gaun so I followed up to Eynort then onto a forestry track went for miles spent aboot 3hrs up there.

Robert said he had been up there 10yrs ago in a Landrover and this was his first time aff road on a bike


He only fell aff 3 times

Feckin brilliant day oot cheers Robert

Next time I hear AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGFFFFFUUUUUUKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTMMMAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWAAAAAYYYYYYY

I'll ken yir in neutral coming doon the hill


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[Coolcarbon]

1150s seem to have amazing angles of dangles , those cylinder heads touch down far to easy....

 

[arcboutant]

Johnny........

yer a sphincter space..........................
but I love ye'

 

[robmack]

fell aff

Noo noo don't tell lies ah only binned it the twice and nearly ran up yer erse the wance.

 

[Uinneag]

Noo noo don't tell lies ah only binned it the twice and nearly ran up yer erse the wance.

Right mirror, Left mirror, then caught on camera


I checked with Professor Steven Hawking and he has calculated and summized it as three times

 

[robmack]

feckit

Yae know a think yer right enough ah furgoat tae coont the wan that a nearly pished massel wae laffin it yoo runnin doon the hull no tae help mae bit tae take ma fekin fotae moove alang nae sympathy here.

 

[Uinneag]

Yae know a think yer right enough ah furgoat tae coont the wan that a nearly pished massel wae laffin it yoo runnin doon the hull no tae help mae bit tae take ma fekin fotae moove alang nae sympathy here.

Mair Lord Litchfield than a guid Samaritan

Aye an if the shoe was on the ither fit I'm sure ye'd dae the same

 

[H.R.H. Nashskye]

Well done Rob Thanks as well 4 the alarm call - if it wasn't for you shouting 'Are u fecking comin oot the day' I'd still be in my pit!!
BTW - don't listen to any advice himself gives you...