Easy spin the bike around and lift from high side. The all u need is to worry about the side stand.
Try the above technique on mud and watch the fun as bike slides about the field.
i feel the pain ,,only had my bike a day after a day out dropped it on the right hand side at a of camber t junction, got away with a few scuffs. lifted the bike as shown in the vid, but was a pain as the side stand was on the other side lol, no driver got out to help i might add,, they just sat and watched a 9, 1/2 st lad try and lift a big heavy bike,,
I want landing gear. Motorbikes evolved from the old biplane technology but landing gear is still as basic as a pedal bicycle. Spitfires have retracts why not big bikes? Or even sports bikes - sit the rider high to max the ground clearance with retracts because he'd never reach the floor at that height.