I went to the bakery this morning on my Vespa. I couldn't park on the pavement, so I was in the gravelly bit next door. I didn't judge things correctly and ended up parking in a small muddy puddle. There was no bellEnd-uro mode for me to get out on this particular bike, but thankfully I managed to after a lot of hard work, I was very lucky indeed.
Obviously, I got home and phoned the Police to let them know.