kirky1298
Registered user
a went to the spar shop the night for a wee pouch of baccy and the wee lassie said " is that aw sir ? " an a said " naw , gies a boattle o tonic wine an a boatle o russian standard " , noo am no proud o masel , an av drunk the tonic ( first drink since a went doolally ) a feel ok . am gonny have 2 wee vodkas , then am off tae bed , nane o that , need to drink the full bottle tonight shit !! , am no proud , but shit happens , a prommise tae behave though !! 



................get to your bed............




