As you may of guessed, a half-witted banjo playing nail-hitter as sneaked on to my laptop and delivered a true blag.

He meant to type 'seen the light' but having fingers like pigs tits, the slack-jawed knuckle dragger has struggled to press the correct keys. This could be the reason why he requires help in the service of his KTM520 front forks.... and also had trouble with his 1150GSA.
So, the above descriptions and clues should tell you who it could be.
The future is not orange........
Timpo.