Engineer I think you are wrong (in a nice way

) Not technically inaccurate, but wrong.
Why? Because more than one person has come off their bike in very 'unusual circumstances'. They have gone to their dealers, and so far the dealers have not accepted that there MAY be a problem with loose pinch bolts as discovered by the owners themselves.
Many other forum members, some Engineers like you and I, some Technicians, some Mechanics, some good DIY, some clueless, have said that they have similar 'loose' pinch bolts.
Many of those assessments will be wrong, many will be inaccurate, few if any will be very accurate. But I will put a lot of money on the ability of the above group to check and assess whether or not the wheel nuts on their car were basically loose or basically tight.
This poll cannot, and is not intented to, make a professional assesssment of the pinch bolt problem (if there even is a problem). It is intended to ring an 'early warning' bell to the fact that something MAY be amiss. For that to happen, accuracy is not required as I said "at this stage".
The alternative is to wait until the number of serious accidents makes it impossible for the manufacturers to deny the problem, as has so often been the case in the motor industry in the past - fix technical problems when the cost of lawsuits is likely to exceed the cost of recall. (that is NOT a critism of mbw, simply a reflection on the history of the motor industry).
Unfortunatly the detailed accuracy that you are asking for usually only presents itself post event - often in the Coroners Court. The lads are indeed 'jumping the gun', they may well be wrong, but even if there IS a problem, it is not one that is going to cost a fortune to put right, a simple fix is available, and it may, just may, save a couple of Tossers on here from serious injury.
Cheap check, cheap fix, potentially massive benefit. No brainer for me.
I have personally used torques in excess of 100,000 lb/ft where the consequences of bolt failure would be another Chernobyl, I am not therefore going to get overexcited about a couple of motorcycle pinch bolts. But where so many (75%) are saying that they MAY have a problem, why wait, what is the benefit? Operation of closure devices in a time and spacial relationship to the movement of the horse may be relevant in this instance.