Getting there....

[jackassdave]

Of course how could I forget skulls they are your classic biker emblem. Skulls say I am a biker I live on the edge

 

[Uncle Rob]

Great. Painters...? Primadonnas...every fucking one of them.....

wait till he's finished the job before you tell him

 

[twizzle]

Wolves, don't forget Wolves....

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

Wolves, don't forget Wolves....

I haven't forgotten Wolves......... You guys are gonna be so impressed with my artwork...I just know it.......

 

[Melch]

Dragons!...can't go wrong with a dragon!

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

Bugger...I forgot the Dragon......

So..Dragons...... naked ladies..obviously...wolves..skulls...Rebel flag.....Eagles.. Indian..I'm assuming of the "Red" variety......Stars'n stripes.....and Live To Ride...........I'm going to need a bigger bike....

 

[Melch]

Indian..I'm assuming of the "Red" variety......

Make sure you communicate that to your painter! The last thing you want on there is a Chicken Madras with a couple of onion bhajis!

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Break the mould and go with fluffy bunnies and andrex puppies and a few fluffy yellow chicks thrown in for good measure

All the beasty stuff is so old hat these days.

 

[Tricky]

Break the mould and go with fluffy bunnies and andrex puppies and a few fluffy yellow chicks thrown in for good measure

All the beasty stuff is so old hat these days.

He should paint it purple again then.

 

[Mutley]

oh i was expecting a nige big eagle

An Eagle called Nige you say? That's quite a specific expectation, wouldn't Colin or Dave have done?

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

Well...my new wheels are in...... the "long range" auxilliary tank has arrived from the US.... top service from Tour Tank by the way.......now all I need is the tin ware back from the painters......did I mention "All painters are bastards" ?.....

 

[Steptoe]

A Fish, it must have fish painted somewhere, and one of those arches they have in a fishtank.

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

A Fish, it must have fish painted somewhere.....

Argh.......! Bugger, bugger, bugger.........clean forgot the fish !

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

[IGNORE ON] ..........................

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

Painter man says "paint's ready".......

Cutting it a bit fuckin' fine....but should have it on the road for the 1st...of April...appropriately..... I shall be resplendent in my new pink frock.....

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

This wasn’t quite what I had in mind when I told him I thought the theme was a bit “dark” and could he lighten it up a bit……..?

 

[Melch]

See, that's what happens when you rush someone.

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Cool.......Lord of The Rings theme.
Kids will love that

 

[jackassdave]

i can see the problem here its one of his fingers is bigger than the rest