Camel Toe
Registered user
Right then......30k, one year, all weathers, hard riding, most of it on road......Morocco, Norway, Europe.....and Scotland.
Moans..... my right under thigh gets piss wet through when riding in the wet (never a problem on other gsa and various tyres)...solved with Klim Badlands trousers. The windscreen shakes like me after ten brandies.. not helped by the £100 touratech deflector fitted on top of the screen but its the best bit of kit i purchased as all the shite now goes over me.. Yeah i get a bit of corrosion but if i wanted a shiney bike i would get a Harley...get real..its an adventure bike......the indicator switch is a pain in the arse to reach unless ya thumb is as long as my dick..... and finally, when will BMW illuminate the switch gear for us who ride in the dark as the amount of switches is like concorde cockpit..
Good.... it puts a smile on my face after all the stresses of life.....it uses no oil.....it handles like a dream.... you can weave in and out of traffic as if you are on a skate board....it has a big fuck of out of my way presence on the road.....you can do silly miles on it in a day and you will tire before the bike does......it carries my missus wardrobe wherever we go (and trust me, thats some stuff..).... and it makes all the other wanabee gs copies look like mopeds..
Conclusion.....stop fekkin moaning on here and enjoy the beast..... you could be a lot worse off.....
Moans..... my right under thigh gets piss wet through when riding in the wet (never a problem on other gsa and various tyres)...solved with Klim Badlands trousers. The windscreen shakes like me after ten brandies.. not helped by the £100 touratech deflector fitted on top of the screen but its the best bit of kit i purchased as all the shite now goes over me.. Yeah i get a bit of corrosion but if i wanted a shiney bike i would get a Harley...get real..its an adventure bike......the indicator switch is a pain in the arse to reach unless ya thumb is as long as my dick..... and finally, when will BMW illuminate the switch gear for us who ride in the dark as the amount of switches is like concorde cockpit..
Good.... it puts a smile on my face after all the stresses of life.....it uses no oil.....it handles like a dream.... you can weave in and out of traffic as if you are on a skate board....it has a big fuck of out of my way presence on the road.....you can do silly miles on it in a day and you will tire before the bike does......it carries my missus wardrobe wherever we go (and trust me, thats some stuff..).... and it makes all the other wanabee gs copies look like mopeds..
Conclusion.....stop fekkin moaning on here and enjoy the beast..... you could be a lot worse off.....








