H.M. The Queen...

[gerarddwatts]

....PURRED when she saw me on my GS on her way to Crathie Kirk this morning.... held me up for several moments on my way to BMW club lunch at Inverurie..

 

[Blackal]

"Puked"........

Autocorrect can be a bastard!

Al

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

The truth

 

[gerarddwatts]

Ok....so it was possibly a snarl....envy I'm sure...definitely affectionate.....she'd probably been appraised of my work on behalf of the union......

 

[doyle]

Thocht you got thrown oot O' that club

 

[Schtum]

Ok....so it was possibly a snarl....envy I'm sure...definitely affectionate.....she'd probably been appraised of my work on behalf of the union......

I trust that you bent the knee and tugged your forelock in the appropriate servile manner.

 

[gerarddwatts]

Thocht you got thrown oot O' that club

Nooo...just aff their shite forum...

 

[gerarddwatts]

I trust that you bent the knee and tugged your forelock in the appropriate servile manner.

No, but she wouldn't expect me to. But I suppose you would only know that after you'd met her a few times....and had tea in her house(s).....

 

[wully]

Did you know she wipes her arse with cotton wool balls?

That soor puss she's got probably comes from the awfae clagg - nuts she gets...