Why don't I read the road?
Could do, but I'm guessing a commentary of, " er bugger should have been in second. Shhheeeep!!!! Up to 15 mph now. Not another bloody saab. Shift down, no up. Brake! Quick log this on the gps as a waypoint. I need the toilet. Come back pugsley! Fur canal that hairpin again. Have I started to record?...may not make for the most entertaining of audio.
Still, I'm off on a ride in an hour or so, so I'll try something and see what happens.
If it's shiiite, it's your idea though. If it's great, I'm a genius!