Smiler400
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When one is most hungry.....
"I could eat a scabby monkey , fried in clarts".
Clarts = mud!
"I could eat a scabby monkey , fried in clarts".
Clarts = mud!
Have Yiz any oul Sayins?????????????
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brassmonkey001
I should change this
She's so miserable, every time she laughs a donkey dies.
"She's a set of teeth on her like a row of condemned houses"
Cracker
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When one is most hungry.....
"I could eat a scabby monkey , fried in clarts".
Could eat the arse of a baby through the rungs of a barstool.
P.J.
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'Ever tried, ever failed, no matter, try again, fail again, fail better' S.B.
'L'enfer, c'est les autres' J.P.S
'I lay in the bath last night and gazed at all my problems' K.D. of Knotty Ash
'L'enfer, c'est les autres' J.P.S
'I lay in the bath last night and gazed at all my problems' K.D. of Knotty Ash
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Jimmy.....
Will ya ever behave yerself...
sure yer heads a marley,
and yer running about with a face
like a lurgan spade, do ya see if the
wind changes it'll stay that way...
Do you think i came up the the Lagan
in a soapy bubble...use yer head yer
feet are for dancing...now ca mer till
i tell ya, what ever ya say say nathing
and keep saying it...
Did ya twig on ???
meself
Will ya ever behave yerself...
sure yer heads a marley,
and yer running about with a face
like a lurgan spade, do ya see if the
wind changes it'll stay that way...
Do you think i came up the the Lagan
in a soapy bubble...use yer head yer
feet are for dancing...now ca mer till
i tell ya, what ever ya say say nathing
and keep saying it...
Did ya twig on ???
meself
Mr K
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Me Mam would say: "You're as cheap to keep for a week as a fortnight" ...I never figured it out, but thought it might not be good. 
"She/he would talk the hind legs of the mugger's cuddy" .... popular one referring to the ability to talk the back legs off the man that sold mug's donkey. Apparently mugger's donkeys had particularly robust back legs.
"She's all fur coat and nae knickers".....self explanatory?
"She/he would talk the hind legs of the mugger's cuddy" .... popular one referring to the ability to talk the back legs off the man that sold mug's donkey. Apparently mugger's donkeys had particularly robust back legs.
"She's all fur coat and nae knickers".....self explanatory?
There are three types of turd:
Custard
Mustard
And you, you big sh1t
Custard
Mustard
And you, you big sh1t
P - silent as in bath or noisy as in petrol can?
It is amazing what you see when you haven't got your gun.
It is amazing what you see when you haven't got your gun.
Me Mam would say: "You're as cheap to keep for a week as a fortnight" ...I never figured it out, but thought it might not be good.
"She/he would talk the hind legs of the mugger's cuddy" .... popular one referring to the ability to talk the back legs off the man that sold mug's donkey. Apparently mugger's donkeys had particularly robust back legs.
"She's all fur coat and nae knickers".....self explanatory?
"It would be cheaper to keep your picture"
One of my grannies favourites:
Shes got a face like a blind cobblers thumb.
Shes got a face like a blind cobblers thumb.
Mr K
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Buz
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About as subtle as a gyneacologist wearing a gasmask
Like waving a cocktail stick in a bucket
Nipples like Scania wheel nuts (and variants of)
Like waving a cocktail stick in a bucket
Nipples like Scania wheel nuts (and variants of)
JimmyC
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Corporal Punishment
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She's seen more helmets than Hitler.
If he dropped a penny, twould hit him on the back of the head.
I wouldn't ride HER into battle.
If I had a bag of langers, I wouldn't throw one at her ( cork saying ).
Never judge someone, till you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you judge them, your a mile away and you have their shoes.
If he dropped a penny, twould hit him on the back of the head.
I wouldn't ride HER into battle.
If I had a bag of langers, I wouldn't throw one at her ( cork saying ).
Never judge someone, till you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you judge them, your a mile away and you have their shoes.
Corporal Punishment
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Am so hungry I could eat the balls off the twelve apostles......................
I'm so hungry, I could ate the lamb of God.
P.J.
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CP
s/b 'the leg o d lamb of god'
s/b 'the leg o d lamb of god'
carsqhere
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If it passes yer throat it'll not choke yer arse!
I'll hop yer head o'the wall!
(Two favourites of my Mother-in-law)
I'll hop yer head o'the wall!
(Two favourites of my Mother-in-law)
Smiler400
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I thought it was "he's got a knob like a......"
In a similar vein: "Face like a welder's bench".....
Or.... a well smacked ar5e !
Mr K
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"He's as good as 2 men on the sick..."
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