JimmyC
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She hasn't a pot to pish in...........................
Or a windae tae throw it out of.................
Or a windae tae throw it out of.................
Have Yiz any oul Sayins?????????????
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Smiler400
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"About as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest".
"If it's for ya, it won't go by ya"
Buz
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Up yer sh1tter
martinvrs
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"She's a set of teeth on her like a row of condemned houses"
Or. She's a set of teeth like wheelie bins, one every yard.
And more of a come back when some smart arse says " how long's a piece of string?"
Well it's twice as far as it is from one end to the middle.
(RIP) petcul
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A city without a chipper is a plaice without a sole
Ye'd get outta Mountjoy (prison) quicker than ye'd get outta here
If it wasn't for the Valium I'd be on the drugs
If God spares me I'll be buried in Balbriggan
Don't run missus, you'll boil yer waters
Ye'd get outta Mountjoy (prison) quicker than ye'd get outta here
If it wasn't for the Valium I'd be on the drugs
If God spares me I'll be buried in Balbriggan
Don't run missus, you'll boil yer waters
the lost soul
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"She's a set of teeth on her like a row of condemned houses"
used to say that about one of me teachers at school
ees that tight feed him coal hed shite a diamond..........
bladerunner
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expression of mild surprise:
"eehh I'll go 't' futt of our stairs"
When a woman's slip is showing
"Thah fatther loves ya more than ya matther"
When your zip is down
"There's egg on your chin"
When my dear grandfather was told his zip was down
"The cage door may be open, but nowt's gonna fly out"
Displeasure:
"I'm as sick as a puff wi' piles"
"I'm as sick as an 'ore wi' 'erpes"
Ugly woman
"She's a face like a bag 'o' spanners"
"eehh I'll go 't' futt of our stairs"
When a woman's slip is showing
"Thah fatther loves ya more than ya matther"
When your zip is down
"There's egg on your chin"
When my dear grandfather was told his zip was down
"The cage door may be open, but nowt's gonna fly out"
Displeasure:
"I'm as sick as a puff wi' piles"
"I'm as sick as an 'ore wi' 'erpes"
Ugly woman
"She's a face like a bag 'o' spanners"
P.J.
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BOOZE
he emerged the morning after & his eyes like two pissholes in snow . .
he emerged the morning after & his eyes like two pissholes in snow . .
Mr K
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P.J.
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NAUTICAL
Quick rise after low indicates a stronger blow.
Quick rise after low indicates a stronger blow.
BOIRCHE
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My Brother on anybody he deems a bit cagey....."He's as slippy as a Candlemakers cock!"......
or my mate about a local lass who had prominent teeth....."She cud ate an apple tru a letter box".....or "She's no show pony but she'd do fer ridin round the yard".....
or my mate about a local lass who had prominent teeth....."She cud ate an apple tru a letter box".....or "She's no show pony but she'd do fer ridin round the yard".....
(RIP) petcul
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...with a mouth like the bottom of a parrot's cage....
...smellin' like a French brothel on a Saturday night.
BOIRCHE
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or after a good feed of drink......"Me tongues like an Arabs flip flop"......or a "Zoo keeper's Wellie"...
Mr K
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BOIRCHE
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"Ye need'nt cross thon wan she's as wicked as a ferret with piles" (Mandy 
Big Jets
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A
a couple regarding a lack of power in a motorised mode of transport.
Widnae pull a proddy off the pope .
And a good rascist one ,widnae pull a D----- off yer daughter.
And a guid Scottish one which I firmly beleive in ,Wee,re awe Jock Tamsons Bairns ,(except FEBs)
a couple regarding a lack of power in a motorised mode of transport.
Widnae pull a proddy off the pope .
And a good rascist one ,widnae pull a D----- off yer daughter.
And a guid Scottish one which I firmly beleive in ,Wee,re awe Jock Tamsons Bairns ,(except FEBs)
Mr K
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"Me belly thinks me throats been cut" - I'm rather hungry.
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