Have Yiz any oul Sayins?????????????

[Mr K]

Smokin' like a Beagle..... - referring to a less than oil-tight motor.

Also: Sounds like a Dalek having a wank in a dustbin - a bit rattly.

 

[Mandylicious]

"Ye need'nt cross thon wan she's as wicked as a ferret with piles" (Mandy

And you'd do well not to forget it

 

[BOIRCHE]

or if the weather is rather chilly round these parts............................... "Yer Tool will be stickin outa tha Thatch like a Connemara man's chimney"

 

[Mr K]

or if the weather is rather chilly round these parts............................... "Yer Tool will be stickin outa tha Thatch like a Connemara man's chimney"

... Colder than a witch's tits.."....

 

[BOIRCHE]

it's that cold it wud take a hot bread poultice to draw yer wee man out for a pee

 

[Cracker]

She fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down
Or if she's a bit cold, she may be smuggling raisins.
I've a head like a bag of hammers on me after my Christmas party last night.

 

[P.J.]

PISTON IN A VERY BADLY WORN CYLINDER BARREL

like a prick in a tall hat

 

[BOIRCHE]

as they say up here when they see a big girl out for a night..."if ye had the knickers aff er ther'd be a Herd number on er Ass"