Hi Trev

[BOIRCHE]

Two yanks in a Ballymoney cafe, one asks for two Horse steaks.
Wee Waitress says "We don't eat horse over here!"
Yank say's " How come that Guy over there asked for Mare soup"

 

[ghiribizzo]

Works over here too...

 

[Hairnet600]

mair soup en ecosse shirley

 

[(RIP) petcul]

Two yanks in a Ballymoney cafe, one asks for two Horse steaks.
Wee Waitress says "We don't eat horse over here!"
Yank say's " How come that Guy over there asked for Mare soup"

The mind boggles at what they might have asked for had they heard someone asking the small waitress for a small portion

 

[(RIP) Bin Ridin]

Guy in Glasgow cake shop:
Is that a cake or a meringue?
Assistant replies:
No. you are right enough, it's a cake!