biggbishy
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The story goes a little like this...........
GSA owner and new spouse head off from Cardiff to Plymouth to catch the Santander ferry married only 24hrs prior.....
Just prior to journey bike subjected to its 18,000 mile service....
Bike is fully loaded with GSA Alu panniers GS top box and Bagster tank bag, equipped with Garmin Sat Nav and Starcom( Very good indeed, better than my old Autocom). a bit of AC Snitzer full system thrown in for good measure.
Bike has Servo ABS.....
Santander Ferry Pont Aven Several GSer's heading to North Africa on board... Mr and Mrs Biggbishy Upgraded to Captains VIP cabin, very nice indeed. Fine ferry, Missus first time aboard a ship, boat, vessel !!!!!!!
As we land in Santander we venture South destination Madrid, tag on to a group of Gser's...Mostly Fast A roads and motorways.. No drama there then, no switch backs mountain hairpins no increiable descents just plain boring safe straightish asphalt....
As we near Madrid at rush hour the traffic starts to build up and its a bit MAD WORSE THAN PARIS!!!!!! First thing i notice is my RED brake failure warning light comes on, I check for pressure, no probs, so i dis-engage ignition system re boots and all is fine for another ten miles of filtering and near-siding, then just as i approach the exit i'm destined for, the warning light pops on again, apply brakes Nuffin, zilch no pressure.
Not a healthy situation Madrid at Rush hour with no brakes!!!!!!
I managed to steer into a Hotel forecourt and retard the engine to a stop directly outside the Foyer of Confort Hotel PIOXII...
The next thing Mrs Biggbishy jumps off the bike with comms lead still attached to lid screaming "THE BIKES on FIRE" as i dismount the bike is engulfede in Smoke steam and Gods knows what else, a huge pool of fluid on the beautiful marbled foyer floor directly beneath my rear wheel....
Closer inspection reveals ' A completely detatched Rear Brake Braided Hose, the hose had detatched at the point where it mates with the Stainless steel machine crimped sleeve....
First Day of Honeymoon F*#Ked....
Don't spaek Spanish , my iphone spanish download does't cover;
'Excuse me sir my bikes f*#ked can't you direct me to the nearest BMW mottorad dealership'
Luckily for us a kind BMW driving private hire senor, tells us there is a consession dealership not far away... he rings them on our behalf and they say to bring the bike in first thing the following morning....
The following morning BMW 1200GSA fully loaded Madrid Central at Rush hour. 'NO BRAKES'. We manage to get to; 8 Pedro Villa, a real spanish back street, street???
Then like a shining Beacon "MOTO HERNANDES" est 1952 appears, a beautiful Glass and Steel 3 storey building... with some real old BMW eye candy...
The short version is they managed to turn the Bike around in 36 hours, replacing the Hose, Brakes pads, and carried out a full brake service dismantling my whole bike... They indicate there suspicion for the almost CATASTROPHIC BRAKE FAILURE IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE??????? AND HENCE THE HOSE GAVE IN AT TTHE WEAKEST POINT,
A bit like the Titanic and its cheap cast iron hull rivets??????
We completed our Honeymoon without further incident although avoiding the Pyrennes which was the destination...Lost a bit of Confidence in the Brakes...
That said they performed and continue to perform faultlessly...
My Bikes warrenty expired in April 2008 wouldn't you just know it!!!!
Does any one here know where i should start re complaint or any knowledge of a similar X-file?????
Cheers
Bishy
GSA owner and new spouse head off from Cardiff to Plymouth to catch the Santander ferry married only 24hrs prior.....
Just prior to journey bike subjected to its 18,000 mile service....
Bike is fully loaded with GSA Alu panniers GS top box and Bagster tank bag, equipped with Garmin Sat Nav and Starcom( Very good indeed, better than my old Autocom). a bit of AC Snitzer full system thrown in for good measure.
Bike has Servo ABS.....
Santander Ferry Pont Aven Several GSer's heading to North Africa on board... Mr and Mrs Biggbishy Upgraded to Captains VIP cabin, very nice indeed. Fine ferry, Missus first time aboard a ship, boat, vessel !!!!!!!
As we land in Santander we venture South destination Madrid, tag on to a group of Gser's...Mostly Fast A roads and motorways.. No drama there then, no switch backs mountain hairpins no increiable descents just plain boring safe straightish asphalt....
As we near Madrid at rush hour the traffic starts to build up and its a bit MAD WORSE THAN PARIS!!!!!! First thing i notice is my RED brake failure warning light comes on, I check for pressure, no probs, so i dis-engage ignition system re boots and all is fine for another ten miles of filtering and near-siding, then just as i approach the exit i'm destined for, the warning light pops on again, apply brakes Nuffin, zilch no pressure.
Not a healthy situation Madrid at Rush hour with no brakes!!!!!!
I managed to steer into a Hotel forecourt and retard the engine to a stop directly outside the Foyer of Confort Hotel PIOXII...
The next thing Mrs Biggbishy jumps off the bike with comms lead still attached to lid screaming "THE BIKES on FIRE" as i dismount the bike is engulfede in Smoke steam and Gods knows what else, a huge pool of fluid on the beautiful marbled foyer floor directly beneath my rear wheel....
Closer inspection reveals ' A completely detatched Rear Brake Braided Hose, the hose had detatched at the point where it mates with the Stainless steel machine crimped sleeve....
First Day of Honeymoon F*#Ked....
Don't spaek Spanish , my iphone spanish download does't cover;
'Excuse me sir my bikes f*#ked can't you direct me to the nearest BMW mottorad dealership'
Luckily for us a kind BMW driving private hire senor, tells us there is a consession dealership not far away... he rings them on our behalf and they say to bring the bike in first thing the following morning....
The following morning BMW 1200GSA fully loaded Madrid Central at Rush hour. 'NO BRAKES'. We manage to get to; 8 Pedro Villa, a real spanish back street, street???
Then like a shining Beacon "MOTO HERNANDES" est 1952 appears, a beautiful Glass and Steel 3 storey building... with some real old BMW eye candy...
The short version is they managed to turn the Bike around in 36 hours, replacing the Hose, Brakes pads, and carried out a full brake service dismantling my whole bike... They indicate there suspicion for the almost CATASTROPHIC BRAKE FAILURE IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE??????? AND HENCE THE HOSE GAVE IN AT TTHE WEAKEST POINT,
A bit like the Titanic and its cheap cast iron hull rivets??????
We completed our Honeymoon without further incident although avoiding the Pyrennes which was the destination...Lost a bit of Confidence in the Brakes...
That said they performed and continue to perform faultlessly...
My Bikes warrenty expired in April 2008 wouldn't you just know it!!!!
Does any one here know where i should start re complaint or any knowledge of a similar X-file?????
Cheers
Bishy

etc, enclosing copy invoice for repairs and (initially) inviting comment - if they don't offer you something (compensation/good will gesture or whatever), go back to them a bit stronger and make it plain you expect something.
and commonsense don't go hand in hand... Not that I have known what to look for mind you
....I'm a rider not a ?????

