A lovers guide to caring for your GS
Treat it like its your todger!
1. Never leave it out at night.
2. Always keep it clean particularly underneath as you never know when it may recieve inspection.
3. Never leave it wet.
4. Always dry it carefully.
5. Never never use abrasives on it.
6. If you apply any substances always read the label.
7. Avoid over buffing.
8. Never stroke it in public.
9. Never take its picture unless someones sitting on it.

10. After use always check for damage.
11. Never park it in dark place without a cover particularly dark passages.
12. Finally to ensure longevity allways check your nuts!
Mermoto