Independence for Englandshire....?

[Schtum]

1) No, we need them to be part of the UK so that we can keep soaking them for every lousy penny.

2) Absolutely, cut the whinging buggers adrift and hope that they float off somewhere into the North Sea or maybe South a bit and then they can hook up with the French.

3) I really don't care so long as they keep their over-privileged, public schoolboy, Oxbridge, "politicians" to themselves and don't meddle in Scottish affairs.

 

[cookie]

it's one thing being called a whinger by a national of the whingiest country on the planet, but suggesting we "hook up" with the french is quite beyond the pale

 

[Schtum]

it's one thing being called a whinger by a national of the whingiest country on the planet, but suggesting we "hook up" with the french is quite beyond the pale

Good, good, I'm pleased I got the buttons right but please stop whinging about it - it's most unattractive......

 

[Budweiser]

1) No, we need them to be part of the UK so that we can keep soaking them for every lousy penny.

2) Absolutely, cut the whinging buggers adrift and hope that they float off somewhere into the North Sea or maybe South a bit and then they can hook up with the French.

3) I really don't care so long as they keep their over-privileged, public schoolboy, Oxbridge, "politicians" to themselves and don't meddle in Scottish affairs.

Are we having a bad day

 

[Schtum]

Are we having a bad day

No, Don - I'm having fun....

It's ok - I'll set up a refuge in Fife for all my English friends who feel the need to leave their stricken country.

 

[Greg Masters]

it's one thing being called a whinger by a national of the whingiest country on the planet, but suggesting we "hook up" with the french is quite beyond the pale

Stiff upper-lip old boy!

In the meanwhile, Mr Schtum should go poke himself! What, what?

 

[yamonda1]

and just what are "Scottish affairs"

 

[Schtum]

and just what are "Scottish affairs"

We know where your head's at most of the time. Rest assured that they're nothing to do with that.

 

[Fanum]

keep their over-privileged, public schoolboy, Oxbridge, "politicians" to themselves and don't meddle in Scottish affairs.

Because it's not like Scottish politicians have fucked over England in the last decade, is it?

Oh noze.



PS We ARE the UK....you're just a tatty bit of ground we allow to stay tacked on so out flag looks pretty

 

[Schtum]

PS We ARE the UK....you're just a tatty bit of ground we allow to stay tacked on so out [sic] flag looks pretty

Thank you for confirming the central problem.

 

[Greg Masters]

Who's going to pay for the PFI to rebuild Hadrian's Wall?

 

[Budweiser]

No, Don - I'm having fun....

It's ok - I'll set up a refuge in Fife for all my English friends who feel the need to leave their stricken country.

I'm on my way

 

[Schtum]

Who's going to pay for the PFI to rebuild Hadrian's Wall?

You see that's just typical of you lot - Conservative bloody Capitalists, resting on ancient Roman laurels.

 

[Greg Masters]

.... and, thanks feck, I'll no longer have thrust upon me

• Hotch Potch
• Potato Scones
• Porridge
• Haggii

and other assorted droppings that pass as nourishment from north of the border.

 

[Greg Masters]

and other assorted droppings that pass as nourishment from north of the border.

Oh, and McDonalds too!

 

[Schtum]

And in times of stress and potential threat, resort to comforting yourselves by thinking of your bellies.......

A Highlander would survive for days on end with just a few handfuls of oats in his sporran. You lot are just so resource hungry.......

 

[yamonda1]

We know where your head's at most of the time. Rest assured that they're nothing to do with that.

fair play .... but we both live on the same piece of ground above sea level so what's the fuss about

 

[Schtum]

fair play .... but we both live on the same piece of ground above sea level so what's the fuss about

That question has some merit. However, the route of getting to a point at which all the involved parties can come to that view of the world is sometimes a long and tortuous one and can involve considerable shifts in long-held perceptions.

 

[yamonda1]

That question has some merit. However, the route of getting to a point at which all the involved parties can come to that view of the world is sometimes a long and tortuous one and can involve considerable shifts in long-held perceptions.

I'll not be holding my breath on that one ....

 

[Schtum]

I'll not be holding my breath on that one ....

Indeed; so, in the meantime - back to the fray.....