My God, hark at a load of you lot. What a load of pipe and slippers, knicker twisted, sand in the vagina, brow beating load of old cobblers. "Oh no, look what he's done to that 1980s bike. That exhaust flange nut isn't standard for a start". Get over it – if you want a bog standard, ugly as sin, ill handling and braking bike, that's just fine and dandy. Go ahead and buy one and keep it in a heated garage, cosset it and check that all your paint codes are correct, secure and smug in the knowledge that you are keeping a bike that was shite then and is still shite in tippetty top A1 concourse condition.
They are motorcycles for fucks sake. It's not the bleeding Holy Grail that somebody has matt blacked and covered in pipe wrap. You are all just too old and have turned into your dad. I'm not suggesting somebody takes Lawrence of Arabia's old Brough and sticks ape hangers and a flame paint job on it but a bit of perspective please.
If new (young) people don't come into motorcycling, then what? The majority of these bikes maybe a bit shit and overpriced shit at that. Who cares, don't buy it. Guess what – you aint the target demographic. They obviously like 'em, good enough for me.
Rewind about 30/40 years. The same old stuff no doubt spouted about Bonnies and Beezers being chopped with coffin tanks and twisted leg springer forks by miserable old duffers with not enough to worry about. Does that mean all the Bonnies are gone? No of course not, still available should you want one.
There we are now! All better, that's me done.