Deleted account rno
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How come he can put umlauts on his letters, unless he has a German keyboard
Alt 132
Alt 132
More like Otifuk (cause you end up a' tae feck when you drink it)
I've only had it once. I have no idea how I got back to my US motel from the bar that night . I woke up in the morning face down on my bed fully dressed, got showered & dressed but couldnt find my room key.
It turned out it was in the door , outside the room and it was one of those motels where my room door is on the outside of the building facing the car park,my bike was parked outside.
Anybody could have walked in and picked up my wallet, cash , camera eqpt and bike keys off the table in the room and I wouldnt have had a clue
Its dangerous stuff I tell ya
Uinneag
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Anybody could have walked in and picked up my wallet, cash , camera eqpt and bike keys off the table in the room and I wouldnt have had a clue
How was yir bum
skinnersscotch
Registered user
So its actually a slimming drink, presumably to be used as part of a calorie controlled diet then?..........christ it really is girlie !
Ye drink it before a meal and then dinnae realise that you've missed the food. Very slimming. And very tasty too!
Girly, on yer bike.
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Sno bin ah bad ferst post sae fer, ye ken. Flumixed t local hefwits inaw. S ged craic.
or
It appears to be going well for a first attempt at engaging conversation, dont you think? Some long serving forum gentlemen joined in as well. My this is fun.
or
It appears to be going well for a first attempt at engaging conversation, dont you think? Some long serving forum gentlemen joined in as well. My this is fun.
Uinneag
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Don't sit on your laurels spread your wings and start another or even better contribute to someone else's and bestow them the same honour that you have received by people posting on your thread.
Go on be adventurous
Go on be adventurous
Deleted account rno
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I've only had it once. I have no idea how I got back to my US motel from the bar that night . I woke up in the morning face down on my bed fully dressed, got showered & dressed but couldnt find my room key.
It turned out it was in the door , outside the room and it was one of those motels where my room door is on the outside of the building facing the car park,my bike was parked outside.
Anybody could have walked in and picked up my wallet, cash , camera eqpt and bike keys off the table in the room and I wouldnt have had a clue
Its dangerous stuff I tell ya
They should use you as their poster boy
Deleted account rno
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My mother always says that self praise is no praise. And ma Maw is usually right
We micht well be halfwits but there's nae need to Bablepish yer posts for wur benefit. We understand yer dialect
Klanky
Registered user
We micht well be halfwits but there's nae need to Bablepish yer posts for wur benefit. We understand yer dialect
Aye, it's a good job I watched all those Johnny Wiesmuller 'Tarzan' fillums, otherwise I'd be fecked.
"Unk, Tantor!"*
* On your way, elephant.
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Uinneag
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Good Craic
Guest
My mother always says that self praise is no praise. And ma Maw is usually right
We micht well be halfwits but there's nae need to Bablepish yer posts for wur benefit. We understand yer dialect
My ma says yev got tae blaw yer aen trumpet cause nae one else will and shes ah ways richt. Bet ma ma is bigger than yer ma.
Uinneag
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Yir no wrang there
Ahh Thats braw. shes wearing the wee socks ah got her last crimbo.
Uinneag
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Here ye go Oony, new skiddies for your New Years dip 2010
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JAGERMEISTER-...in_0?hash=item3ef83f94bb&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JAGERMEISTER-...in_0?hash=item3ef83f94bb&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Uinneag
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Uinneag
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Had a Jáger boing last night
after several libations in the booze boutique I ate ones curry then downed a large Jáger which hit the top of the curry and bounced straight back down the great white telephone.
Whit a waste
after several libations in the booze boutique I ate ones curry then downed a large Jáger which hit the top of the curry and bounced straight back down the great white telephone.
Whit a waste
Grandad
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Fill up a shot glass then drop in into a glass of red bull and down the lot......Jagameister Bomb
Uinneag
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