Keyless

Outtomunch said:
St Clements surely :aidan

Andres
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Unfortunately even though Wapping is on my ignore list, I saw his comment contained within yours. Please explain why my bike is a lemon, it has now done multiple european trips and domestic trips without problem and now on 21000 miles.

The only lemon here is you with the acid that spews from your mouth. You are a pompous and very unfunny person and you probably think that is a virtue !
 
mrtee43 said:
Unfortunately even though Wapping is on my ignore list, I saw his comment contained within yours. Please explain why my bike is a lemon, it has now done multiple european trips and domestic trips without problem and now on 21000 miles.

The only lemon here is you with the acid that spews from your mouth. You are a pompous and very unfunny person and you probably think that is a virtue !
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.............and therein lies the problem with 'ignore' :rolleyes:

The twat was calling my bike a lemon, not yours.................I thought it was very funny, in my book Wapping has a wicked sense of humour :D

Each to their own.

Andres
 
Outtomunch said:
.............and therein lies the problem with 'ignore' :rolleyes:

The twat was calling my bike a lemon, not yours.................I thought it was very funny, in my book Wapping has a wicked sense of humour :D

Each to their own.

Andres
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I agree both on Wapping's humour and that you are riding around on a lemon :D
 
Wapping said:
Shame that the bike is a lemon.
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In case of piss boiling offence, the above is a joke, playing upon our resident hippy's (needless) capitalisation of Orange. I could of course have said, by way of riposte to Andres' almost boastful claim of the number of keys provided with a no doubt excellent KTM: 'If that's true, then I'm a Dutchman', by way of reply.

Though that subtle linking, calling into question the veracity of Andres' statement through the use of a well known idiom and the House of Orange, would doubtless have sailed way over some bods' heads.
 
on a similar theme...here`s the scenario

i`m sitting at lights in neutral, keyless key in my pocket. i then get bike-jacked and someone pushes me over and nicks my bike...not unheard of.

will the bike recognize that the key is then not within range and turn off the engine at some point or can it still be ridden but just not started again ?
 
Wapping said:
In case of piss boiling offence, the above is a joke, playing upon our resident hippy's (needless) capitalisation of Orange. I could of course have said, by way of riposte to Andres' almost boastful claim of the number of keys provided with a no doubt excellent KTM: 'If that's true, then I'm a Dutchman', by way of reply.

Though that subtle linking, calling into question the veracity of Andres' statement through the use of a well known idiom and the House of Orange, would doubtless have sailed way over some bods' heads.
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He can't see it, you're on his ignore list............

Hang on just a mo, I've just quoted you, he CAN see it :)

Oh, and Norfolk Tiger - you know the score by now..............feck off :dabone [1]

Andres

[1] Note, mrtee43, unsubtle use of humour for the sake of Norfolk Tiger. This is because he is from Norfolk.
 
Sib said:
on a similar theme...here`s the scenario

i`m sitting at lights in neutral, keyless key in my pocket. i then get bike-jacked and someone pushes me over and nicks my bike...not unheard of.

will the bike recognize that the key is then not within range and turn off the engine at some point or can it still be ridden but just not started again ?
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The bike vanishes in a flash, like the genie in Aladdin, leaving only a slowly evaporating spiral of vivid green smoke. It can only be restored by saying the magic words. See page 54 of the owner's handbook.
 
Sib said:
on a similar theme...here`s the scenario

i`m sitting at lights in neutral, keyless key in my pocket. i then get bike-jacked and someone pushes me over and nicks my bike...not unheard of.

will the bike recognise that the key is then not within range and turn off the engine at some point or can it still be ridden but just not started again?
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Sib, the (new) rider would be presented with a yellow flashing triangle on the dash. In theory, your bike can be ridden, but won't start again without the key, though the thieving Romanians have figured out how to obfuscate and disable the BMW security/immobiliser.
 
You need to seek professional help !
I had a trawl through old posts ad you seemed pissed that I agreed with him a couple of times.

Hilarious....
 
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