Let's Ha'e Oor Ane Purile Pish Thread

[Deleted account rno]

My cars blue n a bit like a van, an old battered wan.
Got an 8 track somewhere.

Track 8 on my Michael Jackson CD is my favourite

 

[HORIZONTALLY OPPOSED]

Track 8 on my Michael Jackson CD is my favourite

I don't have a favourite

 

[Deleted account rno]

I don't have a favourite

I don't have a Michael Jackson CD.

 

[Uinneag]

I don't have a Michael Jackson CD.

Ah huv wan on a PDF file

 

[Klanky]

I don't know anyone called Micheal Jackson but my light blue minibus has a small dent in the rear door.

Should I inform the Council?

 

[wully]

Should I inform the Council?

Aye, in writing- but no joined up writing 'cos they might not understand that.

Best scrawl it in crayon.


Red crayon.

Or blue.

 

[Uinneag]

I hud a blue crayon wance

I tried tae cheer it up

 

[wully]

I hud a blue crayon wance

I tried tae cheer it up

I liked colouring in class at uni

 

[Mr K]

Yiz are trying too hard.

Channel the puerile pish.. relax.. let it flow....

 

[Uinneag]

Yiz are trying too hard.

Channel the puerile pish.. relax.. let it flow....

Bugger aff tae yir ain wan or I'll stick a picture o a RAF man gettin a chinky burn

 

[Mr K]

Bugger aff tae yir ain wan or I'll stick a picture o a RAF man gettin a chinky burn

Just trying to help

 

[Uinneag]

Just trying to help

Don't we can make an arse of this oorsels

 

[Mr K]

Don't we can make an arse of this oorsels

Carry-on

 

[Uinneag]

Carry-on

Kronenburd 16 64

Named efter the mitherinlaw

 

[rockchunk]

Neither have I.

yous coold owlways jine the ludge

 

[HORIZONTALLY OPPOSED]

yous coold owlways jine the ludge

Nothing on telly again tonight

 

[cunning fox]

FFS water ingress, does that no jist make it harder tae cut

 

[raboomdea]

I like woolley hats........

 

[HORIZONTALLY OPPOSED]

I like woolley hats........

I used to have a genuine anorak

 

[Mr K]

Twiglets!