You have an enormous schwanger, right?
IF you wanted to make as much money from the big ol' man, to exploit your pork longsword, make the most out of your beef boomstick, you could make a website.
................TIME PASSES IN A SHIMMERY EFFECT.....................
So you've got a website now, it's there but nobody knows about it, or about the pint bags of man froth, litres of baby batter, all available at good rates in your online shop........so you need to get well known.....for that, you need social media, or a viral video (no, not that sort of virus, you've had the tests remember?) or some other form of modern mass social media marketing.
These days, EVERYONE has a big schlong and has a great website to promote it......the difference between the custard launchers who become well known, profitable and successful before they droop and the flesh flutes that just can't even get noticed amongst the cacophony of pink oboes is their success in and using of SOCIAL MEDIA.
Get a few people talking about your big thing, and it explodes (in the right way).......
I hope that's reduced it to the normal level?