Looking for social media training for the Mrs

[Rob Farmer]

My wife needs some assistance with social media. Not really the basics but more like adding Pinterest media etc. it would be a chance for any students doing social media courses to earn a few quid.

if you know anybody who could help then get in touch

 

[Rob Farmer]

 

[Fanum]

It was too confusing Rob......I for one was left bemused by what she wants TBH.

 

[David Nimrod]

if you know anybody who could help then get in touch

I reckon Georgia (16yr old daughter) could help her out with some advice.

She's pretty clued up on all this stuff...

 

[Greg Masters]

What's wrong with talking?

Women are usually quite good at that......

 

[tuftywhite]

I might know someone. I'll get back to you.

They are professional so may want to be paid business rates etc. Let me know if you'd like me to contact them.

 

[Fanum]

Rob.......what, exactly, does she want/need to accomplish?

If it's detailed technical SEO manipulation or app development to link in to social media, a professional may be necessary, but if (for example) it's just extending awareness of her website through social media networking and promotional ideas using that, it's fairly easy and (above all) cheap/free to accomplish.

That's why I said I was a bit bemused.......let us know what the aim is, even in layman's terms

PS I think you have my number, feel free to call, or PM me and we can chat with the aim of, at the very least, clarifying some options and/or viable routes

 

[Deleted account 200502001]

What the fuck are you lot even talking about????

 

[Schtum]

What the fuck are you lot even talking about????

That'll be two for the social media training course, then.....

 

[Deleted account 200502001]

That'll be two for the social media training course, then.....

No thanks, id sooner tuck nettles under my eyelids.

 

[Fanum]

What the fuck are you lot even talking about????

You have an enormous schwanger, right?

IF you wanted to make as much money from the big ol' man, to exploit your pork longsword, make the most out of your beef boomstick, you could make a website.

................TIME PASSES IN A SHIMMERY EFFECT.....................


So you've got a website now, it's there but nobody knows about it, or about the pint bags of man froth, litres of baby batter, all available at good rates in your online shop........so you need to get well known.....for that, you need social media, or a viral video (no, not that sort of virus, you've had the tests remember?) or some other form of modern mass social media marketing.

These days, EVERYONE has a big schlong and has a great website to promote it......the difference between the custard launchers who become well known, profitable and successful before they droop and the flesh flutes that just can't even get noticed amongst the cacophony of pink oboes is their success in and using of SOCIAL MEDIA.

Get a few people talking about your big thing, and it explodes (in the right way).......



I hope that's reduced it to the normal level?

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

I too also could not work out what is required.

obviously, if its normal stuff, we could do it - if not, we could make it up

 

[Deleted account 200502001]

You have an enormous schwanger, right?

IF you wanted to make as much money from the big ol' man, to exploit your pork longsword, make the most out of your beef boomstick, you could make a website.

................TIME PASSES IN A SHIMMERY EFFECT.....................


So you've got a website now, it's there but nobody knows about it, or about the pint bags of man froth, litres of baby batter, all available at good rates in your online shop........so you need to get well known.....for that, you need social media, or a viral video (no, not that sort of virus, you've had the tests remember?) or some other form of modern mass social media marketing.

These days, EVERYONE has a big schlong and has a great website to promote it......the difference between the custard launchers who become well known, profitable and successful before they droop and the flesh flutes that just can't even get noticed amongst the cacophony of pink oboes is their success in and using of SOCIAL MEDIA.

Get a few people talking about your big thing, and it explodes (in the right way).......



I hope that's reduced it to the normal level?

Or parade around town wearing a sandwich board?

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

The majority of people who use social media are fuckwits.....I am not too sure that I want more contact with such.

 

[tuftywhite]

The majority of people who use social media are fuckwits.....I am not too sure that I want more contact with such.

Are you being terrifically ironic or an idiot?

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Are you being terrifically ironic or an idiot?

Both
Multitaskingmuthafuckkaisme.

 

[tuftywhite]

Both
Multitaskingmuthafuckkaisme.

You should receive an award.

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

You should receive an award.

I have received many awards from various organisations throughout my life, most of which you will not have heard of

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

The majority of people who use social media are fuckwits.....I am not too sure that I want more contact with such.

you love it , you old queen