Lowest mileage steamer in existance?

[MarkShelley]

This is 5 mins from where I work and would gladly take a peek and report back for anybody who is SERIOUSLY interested in it and lives a long way away.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Triu...9456019?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item27c6d33913