More Words Of Wisdom

[Jocks]

You ain't see me...right!

 

[boatman]

"Dont piss down by back and tell me its raining"

 

[Deleted account rno]

Apart from "Mr Grimsdale", I've never heard Norman Wisdom say any of these quotes. I must listen mair carefully the next time ony o' his fillums are on the TV...

 

[Buz]

You're cock up, my ass!

 

[skyenet]

I've never heard Norman Wisdom say any of these quotes.

Had trouble remembering this quote of his but it just came back to me


"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."

 

[freeloader]

"You can't smoke twenty a day and bowl fast" (Phil Tufnell on why he became a slow bowler)

This is the closest I can manage - that's a quote from Wisden...

 

[Buz]

Norman Wisdom

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

 

[Deleted account rno]

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

That's guid in a very Cooperesque way

 

[Uinneag]

That's guid in a very Cooperesque way

If ye stoaped postin pish and answered yir phone ya feckin halfwit

 

[skyenet]

If ye stoaped postin pish and answered yir phone ya feckin halfwit

That's very guid in a very Oonyackesque way

 

[Deleted account rno]

If ye stoaped postin pish and answered yir phone ya feckin halfwit

Cannae. I'm workin

 

[Deleted account rno]

If ye stoaped postin pish and answered yir phone ya feckin halfwit

Answer yer ane feckin phone A' I'm gettin is a BT Answermachine

 

[Thor]

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever." - David St Hubbins

 

[Den]

If ye stoaped postin pish and answered yir phone ya feckin halfwit

Nobody ever phones me.

Somebody phone me now please. 01592 268088

 

[Buz]

Nobody ever phones me.

Somebody phone me now please. 01592 268088

I just called you, realised its gone 5.30 and we dont get paid overtime so hung up....but at least some one did call you

 

[Uinneag]

Answer yer ane feckin phone A' I'm gettin is a BT Answermachine

Some of us wir in ze booze boutique where normal coonts ur et half five

 

[Den]

Nobody ever phones me.

Somebody phone me now please. 01592 268088

Well .... did anybody phone the chinky takeaway then ?

 

[Buz]

Well .... did anybody phone the chinky takeaway then ?

Sort of

I just called you, realised its gone 5.30 and we dont get paid overtime so hung up....but at least some one did call you

 

[Uinneag]

Well .... did anybody phone the chinky takeaway then ?

Rascist insult towards the Tiddlies