Morning Chaps ...........

[Sir James]

How are we this fine sunny morning

Everybody happy or do we have anyone with a problem that needs help

Remember , you only have to ask

( Part of The North East Sections Human Resorces Help Center ) ......

 

[triplet]

dear james
i am visiting northern spain in the near future and was hoping you could advise on the best local ales or will i be able to buy double maxim anywhere in the potes area.

 

[Sir James]

dear james
i am visiting northern spain in the near future and was hoping you could advise on the best local ales or will i be able to buy double maxim anywhere in the potes area.

Ah Spain

What an excellent choice

Just a small point , why not emerse yourself in Spanish culture and get totally ratted on G&T's the Spanish way

As they say ......

When in Rome ......................

 

[Beetle2112]

Dear Sir James......Does this look infected to you ?

 

[Mort]

Dear Sir James, I've been a bit of grumpy git of late, do you think it's too much caffeine or is there a deeper underlying problem I need to face up to

Concerned of Consett.

 

[Mr K]

Dear Sir James,

Why do birds sing so gay?

 

[Borderraider]

Dear Sir James, I've been a bit of grumpy git of late, do you think it's too much caffeine or is there a deeper underlying problem I need to face up to

Concerned of Consett.

You've not changed in all the years I've known you


...personality wise

 

[Deleted account W]

Dear James,

In your experience is it better to be a shunter or a grunter?

Curious of Nottingham

 

[Mort]

You've not changed in all the years I've known you


...personality wise

I'll have you know I'm twice the man I used to be

 

[Blowzorn]

Dear James
Of late I've noticed a slight thinning of the hair around my crown.
This in itself doesn't worry me too much, however, there has also been a marked increase in the amount of grey hair.
The grey hair is of greater concern for I'm sure it will effect my social standing on the local Karaoke circuits.. Over the years I've built quite a reputation and following covering Alvin Stardust numbers under the stage name of the Ginger Prince.

 

[Deleted account W]

Over the years I've built quite a reputation and following covering Alvin Stardust numbers under the stage name of the Ginger Prince.

I'm sure it won't effect your other reputation and following at the local primary schools as Uncle Al The Kiddies Pal

 

[Blowzorn]

I'm sure it won't effect your other reputation and following at the local primary schools as Uncle Al The Kiddies Pal

I don't know... Would you take sweeties off a bald greying man?

 

[Sir James]

Dear Sir James......Does this look infected to you ?

Does it smell .................

 

[Sir James]

Dear Sir James, I've been a bit of grumpy git of late, do you think it's too much caffeine or is there a deeper underlying problem I need to face up to

Concerned of Consett.

The answers in your question ...........

 

[Sir James]

Dear Sir James,

Why do birds sing so gay?

Because there Metrosexual

 

[Sir James]

Dear James,

In your experience is it better to be a shunter or a grunter?

Curious of Nottingham

Dear James
Of late I've noticed a slight thinning of the hair around my crown.
This in itself doesn't worry me too much, however, there has also been a marked increase in the amount of grey hair.
The grey hair is of greater concern for I'm sure it will effect my social standing on the local Karaoke circuits.. Over the years I've built quite a reputation and following covering Alvin Stardust numbers under the stage name of the Ginger Prince.

Sorry Chaps ..............

North East Section only ..........

 

[Blowzorn]

Sorry Chaps ..............

North East Section only ..........

Fecking Elitist.
May your aftershave smell of the breath of a thousand camels...

 

[Sir James]

May your aftershave smell of the breath of a thousand camels...

Thats a bit harsh .........

 

[Deleted account W]

Fecking Elitist.
May your aftershave smell of the breath of a thousand camels...

I agree, shame it already does though

 

[Blowzorn]

I agree, shame it already does though

I'll set'em up, you knock'm in.