My friend says......!!

[Boz]

Hi All,

Have just had a interesting converstaion with a friend, she's saying that riding a bike, needs no skill what so ever!!

So what do you all think about that....answers please?

Cheers

 

[Beemer]

Hi All,

Have just had a interesting converstaion with a friend, she's saying that riding a bike, needs no skill what so ever!!

So what do you all think about that....answers please?

Cheers

I think she's spot on, it aint rocket science!!! It's just a bit of balancing and leaning and keeping out of the way of some of the muppets in cars!!!



Steve

 

[Stig]

Hi All,

Have just had a interesting converstaion with a friend, she's saying that riding a bike, needs no skill what so ever!!

So what do you all think about that....answers please?

Cheers

She's absolutely right... it's the "hard to get ones" the requires all the skill you can muster..!!!!

 

[Schtum]

Have just had a interesting converstaion with a friend, she's saying that riding a bike, needs no skill what so ever!!

So what do you all think about that....answers please?

At one level, she's right. Simply riding a bike isn't that difficult.

Riding a bike well.....smoothly, quickly and safely, is another thing altogether. Then we progress to more advanced skills like, clutchless gearchanging and perfectly matching engine, gearbox and road speed to make smooth silent downchanges by blipping the throttle just the right amount on the downchange. Even more advanced techniques include cadence braking, backing it into corners, hanging off, shifting your weight to the front and rear, weighting the pegs, powersliding.

Let's then add everything that's good in Roadcraft, you know all the Police Class One stuff....and I reckon she's talking out of her fundamental orifice.....

 

[Beemer]

Re: Re: My friend says......!!

At one level, she's right. Simply riding a bike isn't that difficult.

Riding a bike well.....smoothly, quickly and safely, is another thing altogether. Then we progress to more advanced skills like, clutchless gearchanging and perfectly matching engine, gearbox and road speed to make smooth silent downchanges by blipping the throttle just the right amount on the downchange. Even more advanced techniques include cadence braking, backing it into corners, hanging off, shifting your weight to the front and rear, weighting the pegs, powersliding.

Let's then add everything that's good in Roadcraft, you know all the Police Class One stuff....and I reckon she's talking out of her fundamental orifice.....

Well it didn't take long to rattle someones cage, I thought it might have been tomorrow before we got the semi serious replies, I luv it!!!
Steve

 

[doubleR]

It's like being a woman...

natural to some, a pain in the arse to others.

 

[Timolgra]

She has possibly been talking with my girly who works in Alloa.
Women from those parts are weird, but then the way I ride probably doesn't require much skill anyway.

Happy fishing Boz, a few good bites already,

Tim

 

[grandtrousers]

Tell her she can give her opinion when she`s passed her bike test
- now feck off and do some tidying up!

 

[franco]

Hi All,

Have just had a interesting converstaion with a friend, she's saying that riding a bike, needs no skill what so ever!!

So what do you all think about that....answers please?

Cheers

My friend's a bike. Says riding a woman takes no skill at all....

 

[Gecko]

Hi All,

Have just had a interesting converstaion with a friend, she's saying that riding a bike, needs no skill what so ever!!

So what do you all think about that....answers please?

Cheers

....neither does giving birth , cooking or doing the laundry but they still manage to scream the house down , burn the dinner and lose socks with monotonous regularity

 

[WOODY]

....neither does giving birth , cooking or doing the laundry but they still manage to scream the house down , burn the dinner and lose socks with monotonous regularity

No..... It's ok sir...They all do that.

 

[BawdyMonk]

Hi All,

Have just had a interesting converstaion with a friend, she's saying that riding a bike, needs no skill what so ever!!

So what do you all think about that....answers please?

Cheers

MY friend says......Sharon Stone is a filthy cow in bed, but as he's not ridden her, his opinion is worth the same as your friends

 

[niven770]

She must be comparing it to driving a car.

 

[Boz]

Ah well, so it's a straight victory for the man kind....again!

Cheers

 

[skywalker]

Hi All,

Have just had a interesting converstaion with a friend, she's saying that riding a bike, needs no skill what so ever!!

So what do you all think about that....answers please?

Cheers

She sounds like the bloke who had a sex change,his mates asked him wot the most painfull part was. He said the shrinking of the brain & the widening of the mouth!!!
Nuff said!

 

[franco]

Re: Re: My friend says......!!

She sounds like the bloke who had a sex change,his mates asked him wot the most painfull part was. He said the shrinking of the brain & the widening of the mouth!!!
Nuff said!

Not inserting the anchovy then?...I'll get me coat...

 

[Schtum]

Re: Re: Re: My friend says......!!

Not inserting the anchovy then?...I'll get me coat...

That must be a cue for the "One man's meat is another man's poisson..." joke.

Groan.....

 

[franco]

.

I got it

 

[Flying banana]

I think she's spot on, it aint rocket science!!! It's just a bit of balancing and leaning and keeping out of the way of some of the muppets in cars!!!

These words of wisdom from Beemer.....

So how come you don't do it so well then Steve?


Phil

 

[Deleted account W]

This is not worth debating as women are always right and men are always wrong

They seem to thrive on trying to prove a point.

Just keep nodding and agreeing with them, they soon run out of steam if they’ve got nothing to disagree with. I've been doing it for 19 years of married bliss and it works for me