Never ride in shorts....

[SeanW]

...if your bike has stupid sticky-out cylinders

 

[bumpmuncher]

You braggin or complaining I thought you were going to say about the dangers of stingy things flying up your shorts

 

[Timpo]

The only thing 'stupid' that the bike has is it's owner.

 

[Kenny]

Sean, that is pure street cred

 

[SeanW]

The only thing 'stupid' that the bike has is it's owner.

...predictable

 

[SeanW]

You braggin or complaining I thought you were going to say about the dangers of stingy things flying up your shorts

...neither - purely for amusement purposes

 

[cookie]

nasty.











white socks


seriously...how do you get your leg in a position to get the fin lines there, like that?

 

[Fanum]

nasty.

seriously...how do you get your leg in a position to get the fin lines there, like that?

Riding side-saddle

 

[JayC]

nasty.

white socks


seriously...how do you get your leg in a position to get the fin lines there, like that?

Moto Guzzi perhaps?

 

[SeanW]

seriously...how do you get your leg in a position to get the fin lines there, like that?

was trundling slowly round Rouen town centre looking for somewhere to park up before going to watch Tour de France a week or two ago, having to stop-start a lot at lights, weird junctions, bus-only lanes etc. Stopped sharply a couple of times with one leg dangling, and I think it just kept on going, in line with Newton's laws, until coming into contact with cylinder. I have a matching one on the left leg too...

 

[dr nosh]

was trundling slowly round Rouen town centre looking for somewhere to park up before going to watch Tour de France a week or two ago, having to stop-start a lot at lights, weird junctions, bus-only lanes etc. Stopped sharply a couple of times with one leg dangling, and I think it just kept on going, in line with Newton's laws, until coming into contact with cylinder. I have a matching one on the left leg too...

Looks like a result of meeting with a George Foreman grill....

 

[ian6760]

It could be worse, you could have BMW branded into your leg back to front.

 

[richie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQBVYko_uhQ


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wQBVYko_uhQ?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

go to 2 minutes 10 seconds

 

[Time Traveller]

if that becomes a permanent scar, maybe you should have a BMW logo tattooed next to it.

 

[Ogmios]

(as mentioned in a previous thread)

We had a cat that backed into a 3 bar electric fire.
His tail was toasted in stripes!
Silly sod looked like a raccoon from behind for months.

 

[Sylvester]

So Grasshopper that means you have now left the temple? You should have just left the pebble in his hand. So do you now have to roam the land as a Nomad fixing BMWs or something?

 

[Rob Farmer]

Pah! that's nothing. You wait until the oil cooler takes a bite out of your leg...Interesting seeing the bone in your own leg...

 

[fritz]

I once worked on my R80/7 in holey kneed jeans (well before bros etc thank you very much think young, stupid greasy biker)

As I bent down my right knee went right onto very hot down pipe, yikes it hurt like hell and instantly blistered

A week later riding in southern France it was way to hot for leathers so stopped and changed into holey kneed jeans...noted the scab was a bit soggy....

At next petrol stop I noticed scab had hardened back up...and had a collection of splattered dead flys in it

Happy days

Mend quick, considered imortilalising it in tattoo form?

 

[Timpo]

Every one of the stories make me cringe....... I might sell my Bumblebee, just in case!

 

[David Nimrod]

...young, stupid greasy biker...

Happy days, wish it was still like that...