New r1250 gs withheld

[Warlord]

OMG is it milk break yet......

 

[Arsey]

OMG is it milk break yet......

Knutk has gone to feed some more krone into the meter down at the day centre to get that Windows 95 pc back up and running .
More misunderstood ranting to follow shortly

 

[knutk]

I guess English isn’t your first language . So how have you twisted ‘a bike that kills people’ , ie the rider , to someone killing somebody else ???

Whether a gun, knife or what ever it is, even if people die from it, the gun, knife etc. doesn't kill, people using them does.
In most road accidents people are killed in a vehicle. If your statement should hold water, Honda, KTM, Ducate etc. all kills people. Making such a claim would be utterly nonsense.

In our usual way you just throw out unsubstantiated statements, and when someone calls you to it, you don't have the balls to face them, and back out.

Further, if BMW really is as bad-ass as you are trying to portray them, if you keep claiming what you do, some day there will be somebody knocking at your door.
Not that I see that happens, as I dont see them as you do.

 

[Arsey]

Whether a gun, knife or what ever it is, even if people die from it, the gun, knife etc. doesn't kill, people using them does.
In most road accidents people are killed in a vehicle. If your statement should hold water, Honda, KTM, Ducate etc. all kills people. Making such a claim would be utterly nonsense.

In our usual way you just throw out unsubstantiated statements, and when someone calls you to it, you don't have the balls to face them, and back out.

Further, if BMW really is as bad-ass as you are trying to portray them, if you keep claiming what you do, some day there will be somebody knocking at your door.
Not that I see that happens, as I dont see them as you do.

Thanks for the heads up. I’m off to check the loft and bottom of the garden but I’m pretty sure we got rid of the last of the hit squads and occupying forces some 74 years ago, a fact we’ll be celebrating this time next week !

 

[knutk]

Thanks for the heads up. I’m off to check the loft and bottom of the garden but I’m pretty sure we got rid of the last of the hit squads and occupying forces some 74 years ago, a fact we’ll be celebrating this time next week !

Much obliged.

But I didn't like your Win95 part. Who the hell want's win95? What's wrong with DOS 6.2? Best DOS there is. Paired up with Norton Dashboard you have a sure winner. No one in their right mind would ever dream og upgrading to such a troublesome system (I've been told)

 

[Camel Toe]

Just clocked 2500 miles on my 1250gsa and it’s not blown up or put me into the back of a bus due to no brakes....... has made me smile tho.......ride on.....

 

[Warlord]

Just clocked 2500 miles on my 1250gsa and it’s not blown up or put me into the back of a bus due to no brakes....... has made me smile tho.......ride on.....

Shit-cam is designed to self destruct at 37 months....

 

[Arsey]

Just clocked 2500 miles on my 1250gsa and it’s not blown up or put me into the back of a bus due to no brakes....... has made me smile tho.......ride on.....

Go Pro-check
5 windscreens-check
40000 lumens of spotlights -check
You’re good to go !

But get those panniers wrapped with a world map or you might fail next time !!

 

[Osprio]

Looks goood! Mind you.. that thing on the screen...hides the potholes! Enjoy!


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[Warlord]

Go Pro-check
5 windscreens-check
40000 lumens of spotlights -check
You’re good to go !

But get those panniers wrapped with a world map or you might fail next time !!

You forgot grey twat suit and peaked helmet...

 

[Camel Toe]

Go Pro-check
5 windscreens-check
40000 lumens of spotlights -check
You’re good to go !

But get those panniers wrapped with a world map or you might fail next time !!

Damn I forgot the one item guaranteed to increase value......cheers Micky...

 

[team duvet]

Just clocked 2500 miles on my 1250gsa and it’s not blown up or put me into the back of a bus due to no brakes....... has made me smile tho.......ride on.....

Best colour!!!

 

[Deleted account 191119001]

Go Pro-check
5 windscreens-check
40000 lumens of spotlights -check
You’re good to go !

But get those panniers wrapped with a world map or you might fail next time !!

Swiss holiday vignette check

 

[Robbo1200ADV]

Just clocked 2500 miles on my 1250gsa and it’s not blown up or put me into the back of a bus due to no brakes....... has made me smile tho.......ride on.....

Nice . Same colour as the one I’m getting.

 

[Engineer]

We've been here before haven't we ? I had to find the 44 Teeth video for you. It was clear that the vid was no more than an advert for the upgraded suspension available for the whole KTM range offered by WP who are owned by KTM and are by no means 'shit'

As pointed out by Nutty the 1290 Adventure in the video had a larger than standard screen fitted and the dealer cured the weave although quite how this was achieved doesn't appear to have been explained by the rider in the comments section

As I've already said. My GSA used to low speed wobble on Trail Attacks as they wore down. The cure being to rebalance the front wheel/tyre. No dramas. No hissy fits. Just a rebalance at my expense !

Now stop being a cnut. There's a good chap

KTM recommend a lower top speed than the GS when luggage is fitted, so they are obviously concerned about their bikes stability

 

[Arsey]

KTM recommend a lower top speed than the GS when luggage is fitted, so they are obviously concerned about their bikes stability

BMW should be more concerned about the stability of their owners if they’re all mentalist cockwombles like you !

 

[tanneman]

KTM recommend a lower top speed than the GS when luggage is fitted, so they are obviously concerned about their bikes stability

and the highways agency post speed limits because of their concern for your licence.

 

[Camel Toe]

KTM recommend a lower top speed than the GS when luggage is fitted, so they are obviously concerned about their bikes stability

Got rid of my KTM1290 sas......accelerated fast onto M1 ...hit third lane and it shook like a shitting dog....I had to gently ease off down to 60 whilst all the world passed on the inside thinking what the fek is he doing........not a good feeling.
Old gsa used to weave very slightly with luggage on and front bar bags at around 95....... nothing compared to the orange beast....... had new 1250 gsa to 130 and purrrrrfect.......

 

[Deleted account 191119001]

Got rid of my KTM1290 sas......accelerated fast onto M1 ...hit third lane and it shook like a shitting dog....I had to gently ease off down to 60 whilst all the world passed on the inside thinking what the fek is he doing........not a good feeling.
Old gsa used to weave very slightly with luggage on and front bar bags at around 95....... nothing compared to the orange beast....... had new 1250 gsa to 130 and purrrrrfect.......

Large boxes, and bags on the rear do tend to have strange effects on different bikes, must admit the GS feels planted, however when 2 up and loaded speed is never over 130 km/h

 

[Nutty]

Got rid of my KTM1290 sas......accelerated fast onto M1 ...hit third lane and it shook like a shitting dog....I had to gently ease off down to 60 whilst all the world passed on the inside thinking what the fek is he doing........not a good feeling.
Old gsa used to weave very slightly with luggage on and front bar bags at around 95....... nothing compared to the orange beast....... had new 1250 gsa to 130 and purrrrrfect.......

How fast is fast, and what luggage & windscreen did you have on the bike?