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Hi All,
Just moved up from Devon to Liverpool :nenau I guess I must be the first person to ever make the move this way as every other person is a scouser down in Devon :) Still luurv makes you do the daftest things and I'm really enjoying it 'oop north' so far.
I have finally managed to bring my bike up here too, its in a nice secure steel shed so I'm really hoping it will stay 'secure'.
I'm looking forward to getting back on the bike after my accident back in Oct on the bmw offroad course, the leg seemed fine yesterday on the 5 hours on the M5 then M6, I was a bit nervous at first but I'm sure that will soon wear off.
Looking forward to meeting everyone as and when, just wanted to say Hi, oh yeh and warn you I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL :)
Cheers,

Andy
 
scubaGSA said:
...oh yeh and warn you I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL :)
Cheers,

Andy
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Welcome, & don't worry about the footie, you'll learn pretty quickly if you know what's best for you :thumb Just don't mention any club ending with "United" & you'll be fine...
 
Please ...

... could I have a peanut butter and jello brown bap and a piece of lardy cake :augie
 
scubaGSA said:
I have finally managed to bring my bike up here too, its in a nice secure steel shed
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It may have been secure by Devon standards but if he finds out where it is,Kenny and his thieving toerag scally mates will have the lot away before you can say 'Bagsnatch'. :D :augie


Welcome up to this end of the country Andy.
Although I`m not a Scouser and am not in Scouseland.
I`m on the Wirral where the Scousers come on the rob at night.

We have much higher standards over here on the Wirral.


Our graffiti has punctuation. :D :D


scubaGSA said:
oh yeh and warn you I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL :)
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Good on ya. :thumb

22 nonces chasing a bag of wind for 90 minutes.

Anyone over school leaving age who takes poofball seriously should be shot.
 
Hello +welcome

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Aaaaah yes I have heard talk of this 'Wirral' place, its where the posh people live or so I'm told???
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Am sorry you have been told wrong!!, its west cheshire where the posh people live:augie:augie:D:D
 
The sheds bolted down, and I've just ordered an acutrac tracker so I can at least know where the bike has been taken :)
Looking forward to the monthly meet where I will be able to put some names to faces.
 
A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mersey .

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.'

Moving closer,he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'


The girl nodded 'Yes', after all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning, and if she still felt bad she could always jump overboard.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.

''I have an arrangement with one of the sailors', she explained. 'I get food and a trip to America , and he's screwing me.'

'He certainly is', the captain said. 'This is the Birkenhead Ferry.':thumb
 
the reason you left devon,wasnt anything to do with this was it.we dont wont you southerners bringing your,lechery and debauchery up here. oh and welcome.





Police have uncovered a "sex dungeon" in a sleepy Devon village - containing Nazi uniforms, whips, chains, sex toys and cattle prods.


'Sex dungeon' found in sleepy Devon village
 
scubaGSA said:
Hi All,
Just moved up from Devon to Liverpool :nenau I guess I must be the first person to ever make the move this way as every other person is a scouser down in Devon :) ...........

Andy
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They'll be the burglars and shoplifters then :D


PS. Welcome to the Northwest :)
 
We have much higher standards over here on the Wirral.


Our graffiti has punctuation.


and when we rob the ally wheels off you car,we leave it jacked up on books,not bricks.
 
Hello Andy and welcome :thumb2

I"m only in Haydock, not far from you,

Escaped/moved here many years ago !

Liverpool is great for a drink on a Sat/Sun afternoon in all the old pubs in city centre. :beer:

Regards

Neil

:beerjug:
 
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