Nomad's Tosser camp out (14th-16th May 2010)

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Honey Badger

Need I say more

 

[chad]

Need I say more

just beat them off with a big stick then run like feck

thanks to paul for all his hard work , a great weekend my face will be hurtin for a fair while im cream crackerd

 

[JoeC]

It was shit. Dreadful organisation, boring people, crap food. Avoid!

I agree. Never been to a camp like this before.
As for the sexist female ... who brought her along

 

[Loiq]

hehehehehe.....nut biting, honey badgers they look like double hard bastard's they do....

A really good laugh, of a weekend nice to have met a few more of the avatars in reality.

If you go down to the woods today you'll get a big suprise.... it's Chad aka "The Wooky" after he's gone to get some fire wood...I'm sure someone will post a picture soon... I broke my camera and nearly Vinnie Jones as well by accident

Thanks to Paul + Co. for organising the best kept secret in the south east....

 

[Pauly S]

Its ten to five on sunday afternoon

Im bolloxed,no double bolloxed, im goin a bed.goodnight,yer fecking honey-badger snoring, loud arsed lager drinking tosser bastards.

 

[chad]

Im bolloxed,no double bolloxed, im goin a bed.goodnight,yer fecking honey-badger snoring, loud arsed lager drinking tosser bastards.

sweet dreams dude

 

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Im bolloxed,no double bolloxed, im goin a bed.goodnight,yer fecking honey-badger snoring, loud arsed lager drinking tosser bastards.

Well said

 

[Urban Rider]

The event.....

Right, I'll kick off with a little report and a few pics of the weekend......

Arrived Friday evening after a nice ride down with LO IQ and Slowdown...
The sight was perfect with great views and lovely weather waiting for us...

We set up the tents with all the other "Tossers"...

Roy and Rory arrived shortly after us.... Rory brought on his "Prillia 50"

We were soon sat around taking pics and talking bollox

The fire was started and only grew bigger as the weekend wore on

Some ordered a curry for their Friday night meal and after 3 hours it finally arrived More was consumed and things started to liven up.... Dad dancing started......

The fire was stoked a little more.....

After a late night on Friday I was woken by the sound of twigs and trees being broken in the surrounding bushes.... After the previous nights antics I was afraid the camp was being surrounded by "Honey Badgers"
I decided to get up and make some coffee before getting ready for the days events.....

We set off for Headcorn Aerodrome for breakfast and more pics...

Then it was back to the site for some Clay shooting....... Over seen by "BIG Pete"

After a few hours shooting it was back to a steak dinner, drinking, talking bollox and more Pic taking.....

Dinner was served and the prizes for the shoot were handed out

I came 6th in the shoot but was told that I would have done a lot better with a sawn off.....

"Big Pete" was given the biggest burger bap I have ever seen

We enjoyed a lovely sunset where more pics were taken..

Proof that HID's work....

Then it was back to the campfire for more beer n bollox

Another late night ensued and another hangover was felt in the morning

All in all (as others have said) it was a shite weekend and one I'm sure no one else will want to attend. Many thanks to Paul for all his effort in setting it all up, Joe for leading the ride out and Wendy for being the only female who attended on Sat night and displayed admirable resilience whilst taking all the flak from all....... Oh, and for squeezing into that condom sized tent with Nigel.....

 

[chad]

some great pics there chris


as you said the dad dancing was amazing

i arrived quite late on friday night to see a very homely set up

stunning location with a nice view to wake up to

a nice ride out led by joe and breakie at the aerodrome to watch silly peeps jump out of perfectly good aircraft and meet up with Robin

very worrying situation in this pic

after the shooting it was back to the site for some pukka tuckka

followed by rhubarb pie n custard

then the fire was stoked again

cracking sunset

spent the night worrying about honey badgers and woke up to find this beastie staring me down

thanks everyone for a fecking horrid weekend

nigels better half giving as good as she got was priceless and very entertaining

 

[Roy]

Nomad's camp

Brilliant weekend. Respect to Wendy for her tolerance 'cos if Kaz had have been there Jake may be asking why his dad's voice was squeaky.
Cheers and thanks for the nutter the bus.

Roy

 

[Urban Rider]

Cheers Chad,

Good to meet you mate, had a cracking weekend with only a few concerns....

Not only are you a abnormally large fecker but one that has an unhealthy obsession with making BIG fire........

 

[Deleted account 210609001]

Great weekend - thanks for organising it all, Paul. The sight of all those rufty-tufty round-the-world adventure bikers on their farkle-laden Touratech catalogue 1150s and 1200s queueing up to ride through the ford at Eynsford was priceless.

Of course, that's all we saw most of them do - queue up, think about it, then ride over the bridge.

How Wendy put up with all the banter is beyond me. She deserves a prize. I'd certainly give her one.

I went to sleep after midnight, woke up a gerzillion times through the night because I was cold, finally gave in and put myjacket on at 4:00 am. Woke up at 7:15, ordered a cuppa, went back to get dressed, lay down on the airbed, and woke up again at 09:40. I blame it one too many cans (of Fanta). Breakfast missed Shouldn't have worried, Daisy knocked up a lovely bacon,black pudding and egg bap (though not quite on the scale of Big Pete's the previous night).

I wasn't bothered by the honey badgers - I understand the hyenas saw them off down near the river. In any case, Rory would have seen them off with his axe...

Did anyone get a usable picture of the stick our freakishy large friend found for the fire on Saturday night.

Anyway, great weekend all round - look forward to seeing you again at the Hograost or elsewhere.

 

[chad]

Cheers Chad,

Good to meet you mate, had a cracking weekend with only a few concerns....

Not only are you a abnormally large fecker but one that has an unhealthy obsession with making BIG fire........

i felt i had a duty to keep you all warm twas great meeting you too and all these other tossers too

 

[buellzebub]

Thanks Paul for a cracking weekend! Thanks JoeC for a great ride out Saturday and thanks to the catering staff (sorry didn't catch their names) for the excellent food.

And thanks to everyone else who attended for making my first Tosser weekend such a fantastic one, it was great to meet you all

Got home to Burton in 3 hours exactly

All the best, hope to see all again soon,

Mick

PS. It was a pile of poo! crap site, crap weather, crap food, the rest of you would have hated it, so don't go next year! .......

 

[buellzebub]

Just checked my shift planner and I'm working the weekend of the HogRoast. Damn, bugger and blast

 

[chad]

Just checked my shift planner and I'm working the weekend of the HogRoast. Damn, bugger and blast

..............................................................go sick

 

[buellzebub]

go sick

Tempting, very tempting

 

[JoeC]

I have set us up a Flickr account that we can all post our pictures on. I will PM you all with log in details shortly, maybe tomorrow.

In the meantime, here is a picture of the outragiously freaky large one, Chad.

 

[Dave The Driver]

Paul, thanks for putting this together, it was fantastic. Joe's rideout to Headcorn - lovely set of all sorts of roads, catering guys - fantastic food, as for the freakishly tall person (Chad) thanks for keeping us warm! But you should seek help with your fire fetish! Chris - it was good that nobody upset you over the weekend as there was no quick drying cement around for you to sort them out (Don Chris). Wendy - thanks for taking the stick! (No pun intended - No I didn't mention WILLIES!) It was nice to see many new faces, the company was good, the banter was bril-good time all round.





PS If you haven't been to this before, next year I suggest you don't go. It's not your cup of tea and Chris may have the cement available by then.

 

[Dave The Driver]

I have set us up a Flickr account that we can all post our pictures on. I will PM you all with log in details shortly, maybe tomorrow.

In the meantime, here is a picture of the outragiously freaky large one, Chad.

That is fantastic!