That made me smile

To be a little more informative than I was in my last email ...
I wear Frank Thomas two-piece leathers every time I ride. They have non-leather pannels to make life comfortable and I have added a good armoured back plate to the already good limb armour. In the summer or about in the slightly hotter climes of Europe this is fine with a t-shirt and/or jersey beneath. In the winter I add the under jacket, a thin but warm jersey and (in the last two weeks) the BMW warm under garments that got such good press in Bike or Rode magazine recently (I bought them after the review and they are so much better than anything else I have tried). When it rains I put on a two piece Hein Gerikes rain suit but it leaks around that vital region in really heavy down-pours and is too tight for me around my neck (we could get to the moon in the 1960s but cannot produce water-proof garments at a reasonable price

).
I like the protection offered by leathers and, I admit it, I find textiles a little boring. Unfortunately I cannot hope to emulate Rossi and, in the interests of a longer life, don't wish to. I do like my leathers though - they are a vital part of my excellent mid-life crisis. According to the most recent Ride/Bike issue (I forget more easily these days

), genuinely water-proof leathers are hitting the market this spring and I will be a happy man when that happens.
Also, I ride on roads not off-road. Leathers off-road would be a mad idea and, once I get that off-road training I keep promising myself, something will have to be bought that allows me to feel cool (as in not warm) while protecting me as I fall over (often) and can be easily cleaned. I am not sure that the water-proof textile suits fit that requirement, however.
In summary, I ride an R1100GS and I think its looks far better than any 1200GS I have seen so I am already in a small minority ... which suits me just fine. I do not like the image of textile suits and do like the image of leather - I note that concentrating on image is a weakness and smile about it. Actually, you could say I am in it for the image ... except that clothing, bike versions, tyres, kit and all that fade away when riding solo, one bike alone, for long periods in less populated parts of the world.