Nutty - don't let your bike.....

[Toddmeister]

...out of your sight!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-29786320

 

[Deleted account 190920001]

Too slow http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showthread.php?t=384304

 

[Toddmeister]

Oops

I blame the slow and steady decline brought about by old age and alcohol

 

[Nutty]

Ha ha, too slow! But in all reality, keyed bikes/ cars are no more secure than keyless.