sorry mate read it and dont have clue what you are talking about, as far as I read it your post says that its criminal which its not, even if its trespass its not criminal
Contravening s34 of the Road Traffic Act is not criminal, you sure?

The closest I can find using a quick google is:-
"Driving a motor vehicle on a footpath, bridleway, restricted byway or any other land without lawful authority is a criminal offence".
And a s59, am I right in thinking it applies to vehicles identifiable by an index, so unregistered bikes get an immediate seizure?

