One Bike Does All.........No

[stankflapper]

Most people looking to buy a GS wouldn't be looking to go "scratching" on it

It's no fecking good at that. What i mean is, it's good for what it is, but it's no R1 or blade, or whatever's this months fashion bike in the knee slider world

It's a bit chuckable but the mags did blow it out of proportions a bit, I'm not gullable enough to believe ALL they say - but it's valid to mention in this area that it is not a knee slider machine, lets be honest with each other. Ta

 

[franco]

?

Well, some more reasonable answers and some more pish.

Show me your knee sliders

Lets just get our cocks out and have a highest pishing contest


And Franco, I live in the IOM but I'm a Glsawegian so your swearing is cool with me , fancy bikers swearing, whatever next?

Oh NO!! Another weedgie And who are you calling a fancy biker....?

 

[Pressurized]

Oh NO!! Another weedgie And who are you calling a fancy biker....?

No, he's saying he fancies bikers who swear.

He can f@ck off.

 

[stankflapper]

No, he's saying he fancies bikers who swear.

He can f@ck off.

Ah, the bum boy's are in

I've had a baptism of fire it would seem, hey ho - Leffe Time

 

[(RIP) Proff]

Great thread Stank
I agree with a lot of what you type, and I love the way all the "boys" bite

Being an old fart I very rarely ride my FJ1100 but it still makes me smile when I realise how Fecking quick it is and how far I can lean it over.

BUT I'd never part with my R90s or my R80g/s because there the best bikes I've ever owned
Besides the Big Beefy GS's are to bulky for little fat me

 

[dirtydog]

Great thread Stank
I agree with a lot of what you type, and I love the way all the "boys" bite

Being an old fart I very rarely ride my FJ1100 but it still makes me smile when I realise how Fecking quick it is and how far I can lean it over.

BUT I'd never part with my R90s or my R80g/s because there the best bikes I've ever owned
Besides the Big Beefy GS's are to bulky for little fat me

Proff, stop creeping you old fart and give me 12 quid

I've heard you like 'Big Beefy GS'ers'....

 

[JohnC]

lol @ this thread, proves feck all like the best pub pish banter but good crack all the same

BTW Skank dunno bout the ADV1150, but the 1100 and 12 handle fine, any time you're over in jockland look me up and we'll Rest and be Thankfull

 

[stankflapper]

BUT I'd never part with my R90s or my R80g/s because there the best bikes I've ever owned
Besides the Big Beefy GS's are to bulky for little fat me

One thing I am is an engineering anorak. I love the boxer engine config (along with many others), it may be why I bought the bike + I'd never be nasty with a gentleman like yourself (pity you're a dying breed mate).

 

[Devon]

OK. I need an all-rounder that can corner better/like than an R1, Off road better than an enduro, cruise better than a cruiser and still make me feel good about tradition with some nosaligia? And you cnuts can't help Shame on you . Why should I have to purchase( by goodluck and hard work) 5 bikes in 2006 FFS :96 Electra Glide, TTR 250, Norton Rotarys X 2 and an 1200GS
The GS would still ( after huge breast-beating) be the last to go, despite reliabilty (mine anyway). Cant see anything better yet anyway: always happy for suggestions

 

[JohnC]

OK. I need an all-rounder that can corner better/like than an R1, Off road better than an enduro, cruise better than a cruiser and still make me feel good about tradition with some nosaligia? And you cnuts can't help Shame on you . Why should I have to purchase( by goodluck and hard work) 5 bikes in 2006 FFS :96 Electra Glide, TTR 250, Norton Rotarys X 2 and an 1200GS
The GS would still ( after huge breast-beating) be the last to go, despite reliabilty (mine anyway). Cant see anything better yet anyway: always happy for suggestions

Ask pissflapper although he's busy doing his anorak thesis atm lol

And flapper, hope I'm no in your definition of a dying breed, feckin healthy and full oh seed me, come see monkey np, lol

 

[STUBBS]

my bike does everything i need it to, dont want to go 120+ just leave earlier and take the scenic route

 

[~Stef~]

And Franco, I live in the IOM but I'm a Glsawegian so your swearing is cool with me , fancy bikers swearing, whatever next?

Dinea listen tae Franco he's fae Dundee and really auld

 

[franco]

Oi...ya dobber!

Dinea listen tae Franco he's fae Dundee and really auld

Bloody West Coast trash ganging up on me. See when you come doon in September, I'm gonna tell the wee Morrisons you were haein a pop at thir faithir....

 

[~Stef~]

Bloody West Coast trash ganging up on me. See when you come doon in September, I'm gonna tell the wee Morrisons you were haein a pop at thir faithir....

An i'll show yer misses yon picture of you an they two burds in the pub

 

[mrTickle]

I gotta agree - lack of speed/acceleration is what i dislike most about my Adventure - I sure do miss being on a sports bike & cracking the throttle open - YEEHAR - nothing like scaring yourself hehe !!!

Even my HP2 doesn't really do it for me when it comes to speed but as you say; all bikes are different. You can pick up old Exups for around the 1K mark and I'm seriously thinking getting one. Three years without being frightened is an awful long time ... i'm beginning to think i'm getting old

 

[~Stef~]

And Franco, I live in the IOM but I'm a Glsawegian so your swearing is cool with me , fancy bikers swearing, whatever next?

Cool you'll no mind a visit from us then, you got a spare room or will we just pitch up in the garden

 

[~Stef~]

I gotta agree - lack of speed/acceleration is what i dislike most about my Adventure - I sure do miss being on a sports bike & cracking the throttle open - YEEHAR - nothing like scaring yourself hehe !!!

Even my HP2 doesn't really do it for me when it comes to speed but as you say; all bikes are different. You can pick up old Exups for around the 1K mark and I'm seriously thinking getting one. Three years without being frightened is an awful long time ... i'm beginning to think i'm getting old

I bought a 1200 Daytona (147bhp) for £1500 for a bit of blasting, rode it 6 miles and pulled it apart to "modify" it. now if I could just get it back in one piece

 

[franco]

aha!

An i'll show yer misses yon picture of you an they two burds in the pub

I already showed her...

 

[~Stef~]

Cool you'll no mind a visit from us then, you got a spare room or will we just pitch up in the garden

S'funny "Stank's" gone all quiet

 

[stankflapper]

S'funny "Stank's" gone all quiet

I'm working on my next thread.

It's titled "Lesbian Muslem Tossers can't ride for toffee", it's less provocative than my last couple